If they paid for testicles, would you sell one?
Let's say for some reason fresh-from-the-sack human testicles became valuable and you were legally allowed to sell ONE only. You get $5,000. Would you sell one?
| Hell yeah I would!! | 47 | |
| No way!! | 107 |
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NoraBaker
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[Old Memory]
Is it just me or does this story seem a little nutty in general? I mean I dont wana step in and ruin the party since it looks like everyone is having a ball (or two) but I think we could at least keep it in the sack where it belongs.
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sober2long
think about it... Criminals would be jumping guys and castrating them in the streets. I'd just go a head and sell one or just buy a shirt and wristband that says in a round about way,"I only have 1 ball."
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dom180
Pros:
- Gain $5000Cons:
- It'll hurt really really really really bad whenever you sit down
- No more sex for life
- You'll probably buy something stupid like a gigantic TV, then waste your life in front of it
- Hormonal screwed-up-ness
- If the media find out they might try and force you to be on a terrible reality show or at least give you a ritual humiliation on live TV
- If the porno media find out they might try and force you to star in a porno called "One Man, One Testicle", or at least make you take huge amounts of Viagra and pose for picturesComment Hidden ( show )-
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Shackleford96
You can still get an erection with just one testicle though. Or at least that's what I've heard before...
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dom180
I don't think a one-balled guy would have an easy time getting any action though, unfortunately for him!
Although according to the internet you're dead right, it is physically possible :)
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/will-just-one-testicle-tamper-sex-life-and-fatherhood
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yeeewyewyeww
I lost a testical in a surfing accident, all my sexual functions work fine I can get erections I can cum and the girls that I've gotten with sirously didnt give a shit that I only had one. I guess to them as long as I had a dick that works its all you need.
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Well, you wouldn't know he had one ball until it was a tad too late, now would ya??
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Shackleford96
Generally, I wouldn't think so. Sure, they might find it humorous/funny or a little weird. In the end though, I wouldn't think that would hold them back if they were already interested. Thanks for the link too, I found it interesting.
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Captain_Kegstand
Heck no! For $5000? That is way too little compensation for giving up one of your testicles!
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nightmare28
Well if i sell both of them, I'll be 10 grand richer, and also have a chance as a soprano opera singer.
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flutterhigh
I would buy one. THEN THE TRIFECTA WØULD BE CØMPLETE, AND THE BEAST ØF LEGEND WILL EMERGE FRØM ITS SHADØWY DEN, CURSING AND DRØØLING, READY TØ FEAST ØN THE SØULS ØF THE SØØN-TØ-BE DAMNED. FØR THE BEAST IS HUNGRY. THE BEAST HAS BEEN ASLEEP. THE DAY WILL CØME FØR THE BEAST TØ RISE YET. PRAY IN VAIN FØR MERCY.
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InvadingPotatoLeader
The fuck?
How are there even people choosing yes..
5000?
That's like 3800 euro's here which is nothing for a part of your body...
If you said 100 million dollars I might have considered it because of how much change you can bring to your own and other peoples lives with so much money, but 5000? Lol -,-Comment Hidden ( show )-
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thinkingaboutit
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jondoerandom
Nope.. I need all the testosterone I can get. What's the point of selling your balls and then paying loads for estrogen suppressants and testosterone boosters?
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crazyfg2
If i really needed 5,000 bad then hell yea. But other than that ill do it for 50,000
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SLAYERoftheWICKED
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Avant-Garde
Why would they be paying for them and why would they use them?
What if the chosen testicle ends up feeling dejected and depressive? Constantly questioning why his master chose him and why he didn't want him to help support his master's edifice anymore.
I don't have a twig and berries, but if I did, I wouldn't give them up.
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MisterClean
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disthing
For $5000? That's £3080.
One of my balls is worth a hell of a lot more than that, so no I wouldn't. For $500,000? Maybe. For $5,000,000? Probably.
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la_uva_mojada
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Aleks85
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Shackleford96
I would not do it for $5,000, but if the price was a little higher, let's say $25,000 or better, I might give it some serious consideration.
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Ibelievethis
Yeah I would if I had them L.O.L I love money and will do anything to get it. xx
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Eternal_Wisdom
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NoraBaker
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mateo
i got an extra half formed testicle i would like to get rid of,could i get $2,500 for it?
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AbnormallyAwesome
I wouldn't make an unnessesairy operation of any kind for 5000. And Since I have expirianced an operation in that particular region I'd need at least a billion to do it again.
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ready2rumble
If I was 80 or 90 years old I'd do it. At that age men don't need balls anymore.
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Legion
I Don't think I would, unless they wanted more or I Very desperately needed the cash.
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rather_suspicious?
Nah I wouldn't do it, I was born with only one testicle so I dont want to lose my fertility...
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BurnaBaby27
I don't have physical balls, but who wouldn't? Everyone would be walking around with one nut, so it wouldn't be abnormal to only have one. Plus, you get a nice chunk of cash for doing it.
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