If there was a zombie apocalypse how would you survive

Surround my house with outward facing treadmills

I'd call my friend Chuck Norris.

I would barricade myself in the gunstore and wait for people from the mall to send me a dog with food.

M16 - A rifle for long range zombies. It would need a silencer so that more zombies wouldn't be attracted by the sound.

AA12 - Fully automatic shotgun for the (god forbid) close range zombies. If the zombies are already at close range it doesn't matter how much noise you make, the important part is getting away alive.

Water - I imagine that in a zombie apocalypse the normal water supplies might be contaminated. I wouldn't bring food though because a human can live a month without it and getting out of the current situation is a more pressing matter.

Extra Ammo - I would take the time to grab extra ammo because that's one thing I do not want to run out of! If available I would grab some normal shotgun and fragmentation grenade rounds for the AA12 so that I could use the AA12 as a mini grenade launcher if necessary.

4x4 Truck/Hummer - I'd steal some sort of 4x4 truck so I could make a quick getaway and be able to drive off road if the roadways are congested with abandoned cars. A hummer would be nice, but I'll take whatever I can get.

Night Vision Goggles - The only thing worse than getting caught outside with zombies moving towards you is zombies moving towards you that you can't see.

wow. iv thought about this a lot recently. i made about 80 zombie plans, okay some of them were a bit of a joke, but a few were realistic.

okay, i know this isnt 6 things, and it might not be found here, but anyway:

1) TANK
2) cheesegrater (attatched to a blender with a flamethrower, so its red hot and spins >8D)
3) food
4) water
5) ipod, so i have motivating and awesome music to mash hoards to
6) a lightsaber would be useful, and appreciated

well what do you know i managed it in 6. still more things id have :L

Go to the family helicopter and fly to my priviate island and wait for the zombieness to die out.

I would get a bible, clearly.

I'd need to carry light and on the move.

Desert Eagle - Pistols. You can run and you can shoot. A person's dream.

Water - Humans can last up to 2 weeks without food. Water is the primary concern. I've gone days without eating, just because I'm forgetful.

Modified Car - A fairly fast but relatively bulk car, with spikes on the front and sides, to stop any zombies from getting in.

Laptop & Knife/Machete - I'd store them in the same bag on my back, so they count as 1 item. We're up to 4.

SMG/Rapid fire - Pistols don't work well against crowds. Spray a rapid fire gun for them to topple over and stumble, then race to the car.

Flashlight - Darkness is scary. Uh oh! Like, totally. I have a flashlight with a built-in radio and solar charging batteries, got it for my birthday. I'd use that. That's #6.

I'd take my dog, wife, buddies and some well-armed cops and stick around like a group.

We'd recruit people everywhere we'd go - Each person would have a different weapon-set. I'd be the agility scout runner, another person would be the heavy minigun wielder...

I play too much TF2 and L4D.

CHICKEN BUTT

Umm...Zombies can't run, they lurch actually ;P

go to the police station or the hospital and get an helicopter to get the hell out of there

Lock myself up in Costco, it has everything I could possibly need in there

phase 1 location: go to Alaska (nice and cold zombies do not produce body heat so will freeze in place)

phase 2 digging in: somehow acquire a light armored vehicle (canned food without the can opener)

phase 3 elimination:: trolling around Alaska knocking off frozen zombie heads

are you serious wheres the gatling gun the grenades and them SAS lol
actually if
zombie bites you = you be zombie
id rather
you bite zombies = they be human
i just hope the tank doesnt come out

Damn it! I wish i had commented on this post instead lol I just left a differant one, with a complete story and survival guide and everything!! It took me forever to write!Everyone should go look at it! hehe i sound like an attention whore lmao but it really is good :D! It's titled, ' What would you do if a zombie apocolypse happened?' :D

torch, katana, Colt AR-15(equipped grenade launcher) water, food and detailed maps.

collect about 10-15 survivors head to the docks tak about 5/6 boats take them out to sea and then tie them together to make a make shift island with 2 small callapsing(blow up) speed boats to go to land and collect food and supplies.

Short term survival involves getting to an air force base near where i live and appropriating weapons and vehicles. Then using a convoy format i would rescue my hand-picked zombie/other apocolypse team and any other friends i have time for. Then using our unique skill (myself and another friend have pilot's licenses) fly a C-130 or C-17 from australia to Hawaii.
Now the long term.
In Pearl Habour, Hawaii appropriate an aircraft carrier (has and independant long lasting nuclear power supply for energy, plenty of space to live and supplies) Then sail said carrier back to Sydney and float offshore sending small raiding parties to collect supplies, survivers and items essestial to the continuation of our species knowledge. Stay indefinately.

I have this written down, planned and ready.
Bring it.

If you wanted to survive id either pack light with light weapon to not slow me down and lots of food. Because taking down a horde a zomibes is hungry work. And find other survivors to to make a team.

Id become a zombie. Special infected, here i come!

I don't know.. But if I'm running, I'm tripping whoever's near me.

Find a prison that was made around the 50's or before, because it was built to keep people in (with high walls, fences things like that) where as prisons today have all the cameras and stuff. And just improv from there

save my dogs

Simple. I don't have a brain for them to eat. Ooh, wait sorry. I was confusing myself with my brother. (Just kidding Rob)

You have watched way to movies.

1) ex girlfriend, if i really was in trouble id throw her at the zombies, and shes good to have around, in case i get horny
2) couple nukes
3)portable bomb tent
4)gattling gun
5)rope
6)tape

I would first go into the hardware store and get a gun and ammo and shoot the zombies in the head, then go into gun store, and barricade door. Then see if I could cut through the wall to get to the hardware store, and then the grocery store, and shoot zombies if any IN THE HEAD, then barricade those doors in case there are more. And my fiance would be with me!
Ready for action!- Spongebob.

i would find a place with a sufficient amount of resources and live there with all the guns i could carry from my house. I might die after a while, but if i went rampaging im pretty sure i would die sooner.

I would take a Bushmaster ACR, A backpack, food, ammunition, A camo hat, and a ghillie