If someone left a baby on your doorstep, what would you do?

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Raise the baby as my own 15
Bring the baby to the nearest orphanage 10
Tell the police and let them handle it 63
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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Pick it up and put it on the doorstep of somebody I hate.

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    • Jeaneathean
      10 years ago

      Good one.

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    I'd be pissed off that someone would do something so heinous. I'd try to find out who did it and I'd try to make sure the baby found a new home where it could be loved.

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    • Nephew7
      10 years ago

      I thumbed up your gay answer

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      • Shackleford96
        10 years ago

        Your reply is almost as pointless as this one.

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        • Nephew7
          10 years ago

          Thats subjective and nonetheless gay

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          • Shackleford96
            10 years ago

            You are subjective and nonetheless gay.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    Make soup.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    This has been asked before...
    http://isitnormal.com/poll/what-would-you-do-if-a-baby-was-put-on-your-doorstep-153007/

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      honey, start boiling some water, I got a tasty surprise for you

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Mmmmm, boiled baby! My favourite!

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          Om nom nom

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago

      Beat me to it :)

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        IIN that this post makes me uncomfortable? lol :P

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        • charli.m
          10 years ago

          I think you're thinking what I was thinking, B1...

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  • davesumba
    10 years ago

    I'd kick it off.

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    • Shackleford96
      10 years ago

      XD!

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Sell it on Kijiji.

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  • 777electric
    10 years ago

    Kick it onto the street, I despise babies.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    I don't really have a lot of resources or money to support a child. I would try to take care of it as best as I could. If I really could not I would take it to the orphanage. I work minimum wage and I have not even had it for that long.

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  • 69
    10 years ago

    i think trip over it and curse the mother to hell

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  • braintrip
    10 years ago

    *doorbell rings*

    hmm i wonder whats at the door *opens door*

    HOLY SHIT A BABY, FIRE UP THE GRILL. =D

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  • Pika-girl
    10 years ago

    I'd raise it. What would ever happen to the innocent baby if I left them there. They might get sick or in danger or even killed!

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Eat it?

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