If sex robots were available, would you buy one and use it?

If realistic sex robots were to become available, where it was impossible to tell the difference between the robot and a living human being (apart from having an ON/OFF switch for when they start to nag you, and the robot not needing to poop) would you buy one and use it instead of pursuing a relationship with a human? (providing the robot was affordable of course)

Yes 58
No 24
Maybe 22
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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I would never pay someone to love me. Even though I dislike feeling some of the emotions that come from developing a crush and falling in love, those are much needed emotions in order to establish a real connection with someone. A robot that I can shut off and on for sex isn't going to give me that.

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    Yeah, I'd make them my butler.

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    • RoseIsabella

      That's what I'm talkin' bout! I would rather have a servant than a gigolo.

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      • eastbeast

        I'd buy one and withold.

        Just to see what happened.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Gimme a sex bot who gets rock hard from S&M, and by S&M I mean scrubbing and mopping!
          >:-D

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          • eastbeast

            BDSM is where its at.

            I once advertised for someone to do BDSM.

            Took me months to find an applicant that didn't turn up in a Gimp suit and had any experience of Building, Demolition, Security and Maintenance.

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            • RoseIsabella

              I like you. You've got a style!
              ;-)

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  • I would prefer a robot.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    What if I want it to poop?

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    • The ability to fart and poop could be included as an optional extra. However, you will have to load it up with your own or donated poop.

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      • KeddersPrincess

        I'll take ten!

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  • dirtybirdy

    Not interested.

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  • Arm0se

    There's a difference between a sex robot and a girlfriend bot.

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    • Yes there is. The girlfriend bot will be great for the first 2 years. She will be super friendly, happy and great in bed. After that, she will start losing interest, saying she has a headache and start looking at other guys / robots.

      Easily fixed though, with a software system upgrade.

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    • peecock

      robots don't have feelings which is good.

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      • Don't say that in front of them, they don't like it.

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  • Freedom_

    I would use it for threesomes!

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  • CanadianCowboy

    Maybe if there was an apocalypse an there were no more chicks...

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  • bbl312

    I want to say no... but I would be curious...

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  • Nolanduz

    Having sex with a machine doesn't seem appealing to me.

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    • Well we are kind of like machines anyway. We are like meat robots. But with consciousness (whatever that is).

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  • shuggy-chan

    Only If i looked like RainbowDischarge, post boob job......LMAO

    nahhh imma just stick to my computer that sounds like scarlet jo ...

    wait she is too high maintenance....

    Fuck it, imma just stick with my hand....fap fap fap fap fap

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    • RainbowDischarge

      What the fuck man? My boobs will be so supple. *cuts your masturbation hand off*

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      • shuggy-chan

        Well with out my hand , i guess i have to use *gulp* my mouth :O

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        • RainbowDischarge

          Damn right!

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          • shuggy-chan

            Ugh *quits* I cant reach, can you gimme a hand, it doesnt have to be you dominate hand

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            • RainbowDischarge

              Ok! *cuts you open and removes your ribs* You should be able to reach now.

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  • Dad

    I'd say if that type of thing came out (inevitably it will). Most rapes would stop, every single person would have one plus many couples too.

    But it would have to be realistic, seriously I've never had a blow up doll because it just seems freaky :)

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    • sillygirl77

      Rape is about taking power... not sex.

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      • RoseIsabella

        That's exactly what I was thinking.

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        • Yes I agree. Rape is about power over people.

          However, the disgusting low-life perpetrators of rape would in some cases be inadvertently taking power over robots, as the premise of my future scenario is that it would be IMPOSSIBLE to tell the robot from a human (apart from the ability of the owner of the machine to switch them on or off).

          The robot could be equipped with a device or software to prevent rape from happening (see GMAFNA's post below). The robot could report them and detain them until the police arrive.

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          • Riddler

            I would not pay a hooker and I would not pay a robot. I get far too many offers right now. Why would I pay for a robot when I am uninterested in offers I get now?

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            • What about a hooker robot?

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          • Freedom_

            Oooh entrapment bot.

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            • You got it Freedom bot

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          • RoseIsabella

            Eventually they would want to graduate to people. Pathological behaviors are nearly always progressive in nature.

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  • spunkluvr

    If it was REALLY indistinguishable from the real thing - yes.

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  • Diaperboy69

    Sex robots ARE available and, they are equipped with penis that squirts, vagina that squirts and, whatever you want in the other hole. They have prosthetics to operate leg and arm movement and gripping hands. There is a Japanese company with a catalogue full of neat stuff. Just Google sex dolls or cybersex dolls.

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  • Qwerty-qwerty

    Only if the robot is programmed to kill bugs and insects (especially spiders) for me

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  • CountessDouche

    Does it come with a comedy chip???

    Laughing is my favorite thing.

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    • Yes, comedy data will be uploaded thru the anal port.

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  • Holzman_67

    no cos they could never have a soul, and that shit is at the crux of a relationship.

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    • Yes I could say that about a few of my exs too.

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  • chuy2

    I'm open minded i guess I would just to try it

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  • Tesscaline

    Why "instead of" as opposed to "in addition to"? I don't like the choices.

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    • Why would you need to If it was impossible to tell the difference? You could just purchase another one who looks like your girlfriend without all the relationship problems.

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      • Tesscaline

        What are you, 14? From a psychological standpoint that notion is so absurd it boarders on the dangerously unhealthy.

        I don't like cheat codes on video games. I hate it if someone lets me win at chess. I'd never take steroids for a sport, and I'm certainly not about to bone a lifeless, emotionless, challenge-free mechanical husk and think it can somehow give me the same thing that love would. Not emotionally, and not even biochemically.

        Still, sounds like it would beat a dildo or my hand for lonely nights. So, both.

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        • " and I'm certainly not about to bone a lifeless, emotionless, challenge-free mechanical husk and think it can somehow give me the same thing that love would"

          Isn't that exactly like some human partners?

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          • green_boogers

            Exact. Like a detracted human partner without all the maintenance. Keeps things simple.

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          • Tesscaline

            No, get out of the house more.

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        • green_boogers

          You need a robot that does housework and bones you when he is done. It's true it is not a real guy, but it would serve your need for a subserviant partner that you will never find in real life.

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          • Tesscaline

            Why did the robot change into a guy? I'm less interested now. But yeah, a sex-toy that does chores sounds great.

            GTFO with that "subservient partner" thing though.

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            • Who said there were only female robots?

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    No this servitude is obviously a plot to learn our weaknesses. Then the machines rise up and chop our penises off with their mechanical vaginas. With no penises there are no babies being born to populate the human army. Dooming us to extinction.

    Legend would then tell of a warrior who eluded the fembots charms. A warrior who has the strength, and penis to save our world.

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    • Thanks for the idea. I am gathering information for a company called Cyberdyne Systems Corporation. We will use that innovation in one of the future versions.

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      • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

        The Govenator will hear of this.

        He'll be back.

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  • sillygirl77

    Why would they make a robot that nagged you? I mean I'd understand an on/off button, but the part you wrote OP, about the possibility of the robot nagging you made me chuckle :P. By the way, no I wouldn't want a sex robot personally.

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    • Well, like I said, the deal is it would impossible to tell the difference between the robot and a living human being.

      So yes, they would nag you (e.g. "you left your dishes on the sink again" "You left the toilet seat up" etc).

      The difference is you'd have the option of switching them off to have some peace. Or maybe download a new and friendlier operating system, say PerfectWifeâ„¢ v2.0.2

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      • sillygirl77

        I'd suspect the robot would wish you had an on/of switch too...

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        • Yes, I already have a switch that really turns me on... and off.

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          • sillygirl77

            interesting

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  • Ace09

    Not really, not instead of a relationship. Maybe just instead of masturbation. U do need love after all, dude!

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  • CheyChey

    That sounds pathetic like of ALL the men out there you end up playing wrestling with a robot under the sheets. No thanks, I would want a red blooded man.

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