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I'd shoot it with a minigun, tie the chopped up remains to a hydrogen bomb, find out where the largest gathering of feminists were at this given time and drop the bomb, hopefully taking all of them out.
Questions regarding looks are so not politically correct! Up your cloaca
A 25 year old skinny granola girl with long, braided brown hair, matching brown eyes, held back behind a green, red, and yellow rastafarian bandanna wearing a PETA shirt, no bra (bras are opressive and mysgonist!) worn blue jeans with holes in the knees, and flip flops, driving a green Toyota Prius with california plates, the "coexist", a "Bernie Sanders 2016", a World wildlife fund WWF ,and a LGBT rainbow bumper sticker.
She carries a bullhorn with her, a bag of weed, a pipe, red paint (for throwing on people), a cooler with a salad and iced tea, and handmade hemp purses, (buy them for the African children!, or so she tells you).
You will often see her at a college campus in San Bernardino, preaching about how minorities are beaten down by the white man and oppressed, despite being white herself, and claiming that the Republicans are fascists responsible for 9/11 and blaming the Muslims, all innocent harmless people in her mind.
She has been in jail before, once for stealing some farmer's chickens and setting them free, and again for chucking a tire iron through the windshield of a state troopers police cruiser, then screaming at said cop, calling the officer a racist pig, not to mention the misdemeanor drug possession charges and the assault and vandalism charges after she splashed red paint all over bubba and his Cummins RAM diesel and smashed the windshield of said truck, calling him a racist, imbred animal murdering redneck.
Her dad made plenty of money, and she has gotten some from him (how she paid for her college) and yet lives on welfare and doesn't have a job at all.
Political correctness is a sham. It is government lip service to appease minorities.
DID YOU KNOW....
That wombat poop is cube shaped, but biologists don't know how wombats make square poop.
Animals are totes cray cray
And ducks are rapey- and gay dolphins fuck other dolphins in the blowhole...what the fuck, animals, what the fuck....
Dolphin have been known to kill the fish, and then mouth fuck the dead fish. Dolphins scare me
Wombats stack their square shaped poops to mark their territory. Sometimes they form said cubic turds into pyramids.
At least they keep it organised.
Also...their pouches are backwards!
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