If i lay naked in an alley am i guaranteed to get laid?
If I lube up my butt nice and good, cover the rest of my body in a blanket and just have my butt exposed, glistening in the moonlight, will someone eventually come by and fuck me?
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If I lube up my butt nice and good, cover the rest of my body in a blanket and just have my butt exposed, glistening in the moonlight, will someone eventually come by and fuck me?
If you're a girl - you will end up being exploited as a prostitute.
If you're a guy - you will get beaten up.
Or people just call the police informing them of a naked wacko in an alley...
I’d be amazed if they didn’t. Make sure you avoid alleys too near rowdy drunken venues though- or you could get another kind of pounding.
It’s all about location it’s got to be near a ally we’re ppl are knew for being horny or a place close by and at the right time of day and I’m sure ur chance will go up but a stray dog or cat might get to you first get ready for that
Does it matter if they’re all covered up except their buttocks? A glistening bum is a glistening bum and a lot of people are bi anyway, especially on the down low.
Hair... Also the muscularity I think most people would notice and tell the difference.
Disagree that a "lot" of people are bi, it's less than 10% or somewhere around there.