If i lay naked in an alley am i guaranteed to get laid?

If I lube up my butt nice and good, cover the rest of my body in a blanket and just have my butt exposed, glistening in the moonlight, will someone eventually come by and fuck me?

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Based on 15 votes (5 yes)
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  • megadriver

    If you're a girl - you will end up being exploited as a prostitute.
    If you're a guy - you will get beaten up.
    Or people just call the police informing them of a naked wacko in an alley...

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    • PleaseTalkToMe

      Ahhahaha shame to men

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  • LloydAsher

    Gloryhole always works whether to get laid or STDs.

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  • leggs91200

    maybe hang out by a bar where drunkards are horny.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I’d be amazed if they didn’t. Make sure you avoid alleys too near rowdy drunken venues though- or you could get another kind of pounding.

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  • Iszzy123

    It’s all about location it’s got to be near a ally we’re ppl are knew for being horny or a place close by and at the right time of day and I’m sure ur chance will go up but a stray dog or cat might get to you first get ready for that

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    • Mammal-lover

      Nothing wrong with that haha, expect the cat might scratch op up like crazy

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Gender?

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Does it matter if they’re all covered up except their buttocks? A glistening bum is a glistening bum and a lot of people are bi anyway, especially on the down low.

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Hair... Also the muscularity I think most people would notice and tell the difference.

        Disagree that a "lot" of people are bi, it's less than 10% or somewhere around there.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          You’d be surprised, at how much hidden bisexuality occurs.

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            No I would not there is barely any look at statistics buddy. Plus your "asexual" so you don't even know how attraction works. If anyone questions your sexual identity you get all pissed but yet you go around saying lot of people are secretly bi. Hmmmm.

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            • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

              I know a lot of bi or gay people, but eh maybe that’s just my city. It’s very....artistic here? But yeah depends on where u are. In some places u can just find more sexual directions than in others

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