If google released a public catalog of everyones search history ever how

...fucked would you be on a scale of 1 to 10?

1= not worried --- 10= fucked

like a database where anyone could look up your name and see every google search you ever made?

Be honest no one can see your vote

1! 6
2! 0
3! 7
4! 3
5! 1
6! 3
7! 3
8! 3
9! 4
10! 16
I wish they had this! 2
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  • Well I search a lot of porn, watch murder vids, pirate illegal movies games and songs, learn about drugs and guns, anonymously troll people and hack my brothers facebook to fuck with him. So, I would be perfectly fine then.

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    • you wouldn't care if any of that information got out to anyone at all? with it being tied to your identity and all? seems rather foolish.

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      • Why? The small part that may be a very minor crime can never be legally proven! Even if law got my pc with pirated crap on it, there still is no way to legally prove who it was, unless of course you do it with a police officer watching and filming you.

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    • JoeyJJJ

      Hmm, no child porn on the list. Of course you will be fine and get a no 1, why else would you assume otherwise lol??

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      • I say nothing about being fucked in a legal way, you could be "fucked" because your family, employer, s/o, ect. see's something ect

        its a public data base where ANYONE can look you up, number 1 is "not worried" implying more worry up the scale for any reason you might have

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        • Why would I care if family or employers know that I like horror, porn and I downloaded Aqua - Barbie Girl from some torrent indexing site

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          • How would I know, You know your family the best. If there is no one in your life you would care even the slightest bit about them having access to all your search history/internet activity, then cool Ig.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      I thought I was the worst, looks like I have competition! Look at my original comment....

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    • Pretty cool that you can hack your bro's Facebook.

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      • More just figuring out his password then hacking. I mean it took me a while because his password was so simple I didn't even think to try it. His password was his pets name with 123 at the end

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        • My passwords mostly aren't that strong, but even I have the dignity not to use 123 as numbers in any of them.

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  • RoseIsabella

    After reading all of the various responses I actually hope that Big Brother is watching us all! I have nothing to hide so I'm not afraid of anything.

    I also hope that there are bands of animal rights vigilantes who hunt down, and kill the people who produce, and star in crush porn. I'm not saying this to be edgy, I'm completely serious.

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    • Im with you! MOSTLY! i still think privacy is important, but ffs what is wrong with some of these people!? I really hope some of them are just trying to be offensive and don't actually do these things, but i get a sick feeling that some of them are serious, which is... well..... very disturbing!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Indeed!

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        You mad at me! I was honest with my list and I never watch crush porn. Pretty gruesome BDSM porn, but no killing and no children under 18. How high is your standard mate?

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      You wouldn't even want to hide this site? Some of the shit on here is pretty fucked.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope.

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          Wow! I sure would!

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          • RoseIsabella

            I have nothing of which to be ashamed.

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          • Idk this site isn't that bad, i mean i suppose if your searching constantly for gross things, but like anyone who comes here would see that its just a site where you see lots of random stuff and it doesn't necessarily mean you agree or like what a post is about

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            • Doesnormalmatter

              It depends what they look at. It could potentially be quite benign. But if they looked at my comments for example, I would be quite 'fucked'. Some poeple maybe not as much. Great question for a poll either way!

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  • leggs91200

    Is it stuff about Asian transsexuals dressed like Godzilla with explosive diarrhea sitting on men's laps?

    Lightweight.

    ON a serious note - I think we have all had some really bizarre, disgusting sexual fantasies that we will take to the grave.

    Some people will take them to the grave. Some people, like Tom Six, make a movie about it. Just google that name and you will know...

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    • Ah, the Human Centipede. Gave me chills for days. Though, he could have omitted it, I don't think those movies were about sex. He got the idea after he saw a child molester on TV, and said that people like that should be punished by having their mouths stuck to a truck driver's anus.

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  • leggs91200

    Grossest might be scat.

    I think my most embarrassing google searches were for Katy Perry in pantyhose. Not the pantyhose part but Katy Perry.

    That is actually worse than people who pirate the movie "waiting to exhale".

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    • curious-bunny

      Yea that scat stuff is iffy. Sometimes its like oh my for a couple seconds then it just looses CV its appeal quick for me. And why does everyone hate on Katy Perry

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    C'mon man, tell us!

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  • Bumfuzzle

    c'mon man.... Tell us!!

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  • C’mon man tell us!

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  • C'mon man tell us! lol

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    C'mon man! Tell us!

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  • C'mon man, tell us!

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  • RoseIsabella

    I look at a lot of stuff about aromatherapy, animals, psychology, and shopping. I don't think I really have anything to be worried about.

    I have no problem with the authorities knowing about my search history. I sincerely hope that people who look at criminal material such as underage pornography get caught, and arrested. I have no pity for anyone who is arrested for producing, or even watching things like child pornography, or whatever else is out there that is evil.

    I honestly wouldn't have a problem with inflicting the death penalty on people who produce child pornography!

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    • I definitely hear you, But I would still see it concerning even if you hadn't looked up terrible things as you mentioned. I don't look up terrible things, but i still would be concerned if this privacy was breached. Wouldn't your general sense of privacy be ruined too? everyone seems to be taking this to the extremes, But You don't have to be someone who looks up super extreme terrible things to have some sort of search history at some point that would be embarrassing if it were made public to your family, co-workers/employer, s/o, ect..

      I feel like people pretend like ya, i have nothing at all to hide, out of fear of people assuming the worst, when in all reality we usually all have something we'd like private and it doesn't automatically mean it's evil shit as a you mentioned.

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    • curious-bunny

      Look thing as like that should be investigated not just straight up death penalty. Some of those kids are just naturally into that stuff, I know I was when I was that age. And if we killed everyone who's ever watched it the population would go down severely. Just look at those barely legal videos. Hell if you dig in my phone I'm sure you would find a snippet here or there, when I was 16 for example a guy asked me if I like boys, now to me at that age that just meant guys in general so I said yes. Next thing I know I'm looking at a photo 9f a naked little boy. I learned something that day. I didnt want to talk to him anymore and younglings truly are disgusting to look at. I'm so glad I like older men. Point being though we shouldnt be so quick to jump on the hate train. I have so many coworkers who I thought were at least 20 only to find put there as young as 14. You never know what your looking at anymore it's gotten dangerous

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Just out of curiosity, what if the fact that certain pornography is not disclosed as child porn, when indeed it is. I have seen some suspicious shit, but its hard to prove and they usually won't say if it is even if it is.

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      • leggs91200

        Probably many people have come across it without knowing if the models were under age.

        The problem is when some people specifically seek it out.

        OR, you could search stuff like "over 40". Let me tell you, there is NO mistaking that they are over 18. In fact, it ought to be a crime because over 40 ain't attractive.

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          Old people bugs me also, but what else you said is true. Except if it is obvious of course, but that is a large gray area. Just don't seek out child porn, got it kids!

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      • RoseIsabella

        If it looks sketchy, it probably is sketchy.

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  • Or maybe I just know life is to short to give 2 fucks about what others think

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    • well volunteer it on up to big brother then. Im sure at least a few will be after your wheezily porn watchin' theft of intellectual property ass

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      • Ohhhh, how cute, baby dropped its bottle

        Sorry to tell ya bud, world doesn't revolve around what you think!

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        • Of course it doesn't....Again... as you so obviously were unable to comprehend the post has always been about what "everyone" thinks. It is YOU that thinks it revolves around what you think, with your foolish uncaring of all your privacy being evaporated, it is YOU that thinks your sick ass will have "no worries" . YOU that thinks the world revolves around your own thoughts of what is ok. Get your head out of your ass brother, it's time to come home.

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          • OMG, You just don't get it

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  • LloydAsher

    I mean that just blows the lid of the fact I like hentai. Not the worst result.

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  • I dont look up garbage like CP but I have done things like look up 2 girls, 1 cup as a joke with my friends. We all had to sit there with black coffee in our mouths while watching it and the first one to blow coffee out lost.

    I would hate for people to see that in my search history and think I was actually into that nasty shit.

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    • don't think anyone would think that. it was internet sensation at one time, almost everyone looked it up at some point to see what the fuss was about, and almost everyone was disgusted.

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    • leggs91200

      Yeah, we have all done weird things as a "joke", a "dare" or "we lost a bet". Sure we did, yep. uh huh.

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  • CountessDouche

    I'm about a 2-ey. I get my phone searched at customs when I enter australia now, Haha. They probably find at least 1 or 2 weird things on there.

    The weirdest stuff I've googled is wikis on serial killers - last podcast on the left fan - & things like "do houseflies have penises?"

    Other than that, it's all pretty innocent.

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    • turing test failed

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    • McBean

      Just for fun, I google stuff about procedures valuable to foreign covert operatives. Boy, does TSA ever grill me when I get on a plane. They don't like searches pertaining to nuclear physics either.

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      • CountessDouche

        Why would they search your phone?

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        • McBean

          I mail my phone to my destination. Covert operatives do the same thing. The TSA questions reveal information that they have obtained by spying on me. I try to follow YouTube videos about interrogation resistance.

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          • CountessDouche

            Yeah, ok

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            • lol

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  • I'd say I'm a 5, I wouldn't be fucked, But I would care that my privacy had been breached, and concerned there would be at least some stuff in my search history that might be embarrassing or misunderstood

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Mine is a 1 on that scale. My searches are about video games, food, baking recipes, retro buildings, femdom porn, anime, and a bunch of other "meh" stuff.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      There is no way that is a 1. That is at least 3 or 4, definently not as bad as me, but c'mon! Femdom porn and also some of the shit posted on this site has you much higher than 1.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yeah I guess it would be higher. Lol They can release all the porn and odd posts I've seen. It actually wouldn't bother me. XD

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          That is the weird thing about this question. If you have all sorts of weird and fucked up shit, but none of it is technically illegal, you could still say number one in theory.

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          • i get your drift but "fucked" doesn't have to mean in a fucked in legal sense, maybe you'd be fucked because your s/o, family,co workers, employer , ect. also just embarrassed or "fucked" internally from a breach of privacy.

            everyone just get's all overscrupulous about it. the point is how concerned would you be, how ruined, how embarrassed, how much would you care. 1 stands for "not worried" implying more worry up the voting scale, what that worry is about is never defined, yes, but that's because it could be any worry.

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            • Doesnormalmatter

              If my parents found out? Holy shit would I be fucked! She is super religious and would fucking kill me! I am definently a 10 in that case!

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  • curious-bunny

    The worst thing in my history is Beast stuff so I mean meh 1. People can think what they want. And if it's the cops chances are in already screwed anyways if they are that interested in me so that would be a future me problem

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Let me see... shit ton of porn, mostly revolving around kinky sex that most people would see as abuse, ordering a butt plug to my friends adress once as a prank, plenty of pirated movies and pornos, following weird rabit trails on clickbait ads, reading news stories about kidnappings when I'm bored, buying illegal supplements on accident more than once, plenty of weird ass shit on this site, information and descriptions of ideas on kinky ideas to try, among other things.

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    • Well done. Did I mention, that I have even visited the.......................................................DEEP WEB.. oh yes bro, you didn't think I was hard core did ya........

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Okay, okay, you got me. This is actually good becuase now I feel better about myself. Oh the joys of sharing fucked up shit online anonymously...

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Just the fact that you have been on this site more than a day, proves your sentiment false.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I search for different ways to make bombs, all kinds of porn and snuff porn, bdsm torture drawings, crush porn, weird plans of attacks and battle strategies, how to survive in the woods, and lots of other weird things.

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    • Please tell me you are just kidding about the crush porn.

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    • curious-bunny

      What on earth is crush porn? That's a good list, find any hood bomb recipes? I really want small explosive charges I can add to my arrows. Would be awesome. Haha good ol snuff porn what would ths world be like without it. Probably boring

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      • leggs91200

        Basically there are a few types.

        A blanket statement would be - people who get off on watching someone (usually a woman) walk, stand or stomp on things. Could be about anything. I knew this guy who's fetish was being walked on.
        For some though, they get off on watching bugs or small animals being crushed to death in such a manner. I think that is the part that whydoibother is thinking of.

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        • honestly what in the actual fuck is wrong with some people , for fuck sake.

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        • Yes, that's it. It's my understanding that its basically crushing small animals. There are some sick fucks in this world.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Some people are just a waste of oxygen.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Any woman who would kill small animals like that is a massive piece of human garbage.

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          • "ANY WOMAN"? how about ANY HUMAN! I completely agree though! absolute trash people! If you eat eggs or chicken you do support small baby chickens to be ground up alive shortly after birth though. I'm vegan because i dont want to hurt an animal for any reason. But i have no hate for non vegans. But people who kill small animals for some sort of sick twisted sexual pleasure, what the fuck, seems like everyday i learn a new thing that just makes me think humanity is more fucked than i ever thought.

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            • RoseIsabella

              Yeah, I've never actually seen crush porn, and I have no intention of ever looking at it, because I don't want those sounds, and images in my head. I think the majority of people probably aren't all that bad, but I'm pretty sure there are plenty of people who are just walking around appearing to be normal, decent people who are absolute degenerates.

              I honestly don't put my faith in humanity. I put my faith in a Higher Power that I choose to call God.

              Every so often I will come across a person who tells me that they know someone who looks at child pornography, or underaged porn, whatever, and my response is always the same. I tell them to turn that person into the police, or the FBI, or whatever.

              There's a lot of messed up garbage out there, it's disgusting, and I hope that the people doing it get caught.

              I don't really have anything to hide, and the idea of the government invading my privacy is unpleasant, but I just want them to catch the awful people who do awful things.

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          Well that escalating quickly

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        • curious-bunny

          That's horrible! Thats absolutely vile!!! Oh my God thank you for telling me, si not looking it up now holy shit. Damn that's vile.

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          • Thanks for not doing it. Just finding out what it was deeply disturbed me.

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            • curious-bunny

              Yea for reals that's that's just awful

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      • For your own sake please dont look up crush porn. It's quite disturbing and not funny at all. I've never seen it but I know what it is and trust me on this. Dont search it.

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        • curious-bunny

          You are just adding fuel to my curiosity fire I'm afraid. Thank you for the warning though I really appreaciate it!gives me some idea of what I'm walking into

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          • You're welcome but it's not nice. Downright cruelty in fact. I cant even think about it.

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    • Man you've always seemed pretty cool to me but if you are serious then I would recommend getting help. You dont get any type of satisfaction out of these things do you?

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    • i have no doubt that you have made your way onto many "list". there are eyes on you no doubt about it

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    • what in the actual fuck is wrong with you? get help please, seriously, GET HELP

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Not as bad as I was expecting from you to be honest. But this is one time when I would definently be more "fucked" then you if this system comes out. Makes me all the more glad nobody will never know!

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      • trust me, google knows....we all know.

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          Are you serious?!? FUCK!!! I am fucked! I was just curious, I swear!

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          • what were you curious about? No shame here, although we know, it takes one to admit it themselves to let it now rest in peace in eternal anonymous confession

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            • Doesnormalmatter

              Did you see my original comment? Some of the types of porn I looked at, the kidnapping stories, some of the illegal supplement purchases, and to be quite frank, I found this site oit of curiosity also. And also the butt plug thing was just a joke, no bad intentions.

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