If an alien crash landed in your backyard...

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and managed to communicate to you the words "hide me, keep me safe" what would your course of action be?

freak out, run away screaming and move house 10
hide the alien and accomodate its wishes 32
keep it until you can judge if its aggressive or not 31
turn it over/sell it to the authorities 3
ask it to perform anal probes on you and have sex with it (4 u trolls) 5
see if your neighbour will take care of it 0
tell it once it fixes its spaceship to go home 6
keep it and make it your slave 3
hold it as an interplanetary hostage for galactic ransom 3
kill it 7
other (comment) 7
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  • dinz
    11 years ago | pl

    Would be a great opportunity to touch up on my Spanish.

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    • kingsleycrowne
      11 years ago

      ooo controversial answer!

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  • LizardSkin
    11 years ago

    I'd make a deal I'd hide him if he takes me to his home planet when his aircraft is fixed or his buddies pick him up, and allows me to live among them and observe their culture, with the option to stay or return home.

    If you can't take an extraterrestrial at their word, who can you trust...

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  • Fabulous
    11 years ago

    Bang it

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  • DADNSCAL
    11 years ago

    One did, and I married her.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Offer it a beer.

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    • kingsleycrowne
      11 years ago

      Maybe that's why it crashed in the first place, drunken UFO driving.

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      • howaminotmyself
        11 years ago

        Drunk aliens...hmmm, I hope they are happy drunks. I really don't want to deal with a beligerent drunken alien.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Check to see if the pipes in his spaceship are made of solid gold.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    When I first read it, I thought about "Men In Black", but if the thing said "Hide me," I'd probably just shoot it.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    I would shoot and eat it. Not trying to be mean but I am really hungry.

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  • DannyKanes
    11 years ago

    Depends. Is the alien that crashes in my back yard the Doctor?

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    • SangoNyappy
      11 years ago

      If it was The Doctor I'd ask him to be his companion ^^

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I'd be iffy if it were a Grey alien or a reptilian. If it could prove to me that it was benevolent, I would do my best to help it. Of course, I'd probably be scared at first!

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Also, if it were benevolent, I would love to explore the universe with it.

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  • RoseIsabella
    11 years ago

    If the Alien was friendly and didn't want to eat me and was willing to give me a special anal probe that cures my hemorrhoids and colitis I would agree to hide him and also I would like to see the alien's penis cause I'm curious but no sex cause I'm church goin woman.

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    Offer it a cigarette.

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  • timisagodamongmen
    11 years ago

    Give it weed

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  • asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
    11 years ago

    I'd take it home and give it Oreos and Innocent Smoothie as long as it promised not to eat my Dwarf hamsters. They're so cute and fluffy!

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    A big ass whatever hit Russia the other day.Wonder what they're doing?

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  • artsy
    11 years ago

    i would hide, knowing the fact that I am one

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  • suckonthis9
    11 years ago

    I would hope that the 'alien' is Joaquín Guzmán Loera (aka El Chapo Guzmán ["Shorty Guzmán"]).
    Then I would 'hide' the alien, just long enough to collect the reward.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Attacking or hurting an alien would be stupid. They obviously would have more technology than us and would likely be able to wipe out our civilation with a press of a button. This is probablly why the government tells aliens not to go public, because humans would do something stupid.

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    • I_got_a_cupcake
      11 years ago

      ...Do you know something about them aliens? I want an alien friend :(

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  • I_got_a_cupcake
    11 years ago

    I would keep it and be best friends with it :3 If it doesn't want to kill me that is... I'd also buy some sort of disguise for it so we can hang out in public.

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  • Living_Too_Late
    11 years ago

    I think hiding it would be kinda pointless cuz, with a wrecked UFO in your backyard, your house is gonna be the first place they look.

    I think I'd just pretend not to be in,,, like I do when the TV licence ppl show up.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    11 years ago

    I'd like to say that I'd hide it but I think I'd run

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  • mapperx
    11 years ago

    It would really depend. If the alien shows hostility fuck that shit, kill the bitch! But if it is not then yeah I'll E.T the alien.

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    I really have no idea.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      Id probably be a bit upset. i mean id hazard the guess that he is an illegal alien and doesnt have insurance, so who the fuck will be fixing the fence he crashed thru >=O

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      • bananaface
        11 years ago

        So inconsiderate, these aliens, aren't they? Pfft.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    I would communicate to it to tell me what I would be getting in return for helping it.

    Then I would see what kind of cool shit it could do like telekinesis and flying in it's spaceship and I would try and find out everything I could about it's species and where it came from! So many possibilities! I probably wouldn't be able to hide it very long before it was inevitably discovered by someone though. Once that happens, all hell would break loose I am sure...

    Great poll by the way OP, I really enjoyed reading this and your options too ^_^

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    • kingsleycrowne
      11 years ago

      Thanks mate. Bit of fun :)

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    I would determine whether or not it was a threat to me.

    If it is death by hammer.

    If not i will help him.

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