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In every story about genies people always make the wrong wishes. Instead people should wish for abilities.
| Immortality | 21 | |
| Invincibility | 5 | |
| Invisibility | 13 | |
| Time Travel | 17 | |
| Universal Linguist | 7 | |
| Popularity | 0 | |
| Mind Control | 15 | |
| Mind Reading | 10 | |
| Prescience (Future knlowledge) | 3 | |
| Omniscience (Knowledge of everything) | 14 | |
| Teleportation | 14 | |
| Healing Powers | 9 | |
| Intelligence | 2 | |
| Other - Please comment | 7 |
Superman. As it entails most things but he can fly as well.
I'd like to walk up the streets of the Middle East with I Hate Allah on my shirt, and a big target picture on the back (just for laughs).
Pretty sure I'd rule the world, good or bad I'm not too sure, it would just be my way, or get out of the way. If war started (or any wars that are on) I'd decide who's right and make them win. There would be no patriotism, if I felt a country was right they'd win.
Oh I'd destroy all churches too, because I like doing good things as well.
Me too, they should make them for everyone.
But the bulls-eye target picture on the back probably should be left for the fearless :D (Or superman!)
Seriously who wouldn't want to walk down 'Middle Eastern' streets (past goats and dogs running around mad) Saying, how do you do, I hate Allah :) I dream of this. Hurry up genie damn you.
to you who voted for immortality
it's all fine for the first 684 years then it starts to repeat over and over and over then you start to beg for death it sucks
Other: i would wish to produce a very powerful stink that could not be extinguished in any way. Imagine the fun i could have
mind control, convince god to make me live forever. then convince obama to kill himself,along with the gays,muslims, and spiders. and then win the presidential election.
I don't know why you want gays to kill themselves? (by the way I'm not gay - yuk :D )
I mean gay may refer to 2 females as well, and just about every guy (except gay guys!) likes that.
As for gay guys, let them live or marry or whatever, it won't make any (bad) difference to my life if all (other) men became gay. Except then I'd have ALL the women :p ... That's it, I want to promote gay to all men, leave the women for me :D
Mind control, easily. All of the others could either be obtained through mind control, or do not interest me.
Ah, but you couldn't become fully omniscient with mind control. If you were omniscient, you would know everything everyone is thinking. And omniscience would give you the power to achieve anything else.
Well I don't want to be omniscient any more than I want to be immortal. Also, knowing what people are thinking doesn't let you control them.
Id wish that every wish I thought would become a reality , I wish this person was gone they would dissepear , I wish everyone loved me and they did , I think god I wish I had a hott lover and BOOM thier is is . Make myself a GOd .
I,d wish for 1000 more wishes, failing that, time travel. Would be nice to go back in time and fix up all my fuck ups
I would like to be able to read peoples minds. The financial potential is limitless there, hell you could become a millionaire playing poker for 2 or three weeks a year! And that would make you literally the best in the world at picking up women, it would be stupidly fun! Also, think about how much trouble you could talk yourself out of!
It might be disturbing being able to read peoples minds. Imagine catching the stray thoughts of a family member, finding out peoples deep dark secrets. There's a chance you might get so disheartened by people you'd end up shunning society and living as a recluse.
The abiltiy to clone every sexy man I come across...and then they out with each other...and then I be happy :)
I would say teleportation but then I'm afraid that I'll become very lazy and in turn very fat. I think I'll go with super speed.
Universal linguist. Sure I could have chosen immortality but unless I have another special power I'd rather not.
I was agreeing with you?
Biggest disadvantages being the monthly periods, employment discrimination, and limited shelf-life. Oh, and if I changed to being a woman I would really miss not being able to pee standing up.
But with the wonders of technology a sex change is technically feasible and doesn't require wishing.
I would like the ability to grant my own wishes!
I think I just did the whole inifinite wishes wish but in the confines of your abilities only wish poll.
Imortality, then I can become more intelligent to the level I could wish for, popularity, experience the future, and so on.
Mind control, definitely mind control.
Teleportation was a close second.
Time travel for third.
The ability to fall asleep when I wanted would be a lifesaver. Failing that, omnipresence or instantaneous travel (especially in space).
Also, skinless grapes. Peeling those little buggers to make grape juice is more effort than it is worth.
Why wouldn't you just mash them up or throw them in a blender or something?
Heh, that was the first thing I tried when I bought a food processor. The skins break down into a kind of pulp that tastes like vegetation.
I could do with a fruit press. That would work. Then I could chuck the skins away. Or I could do what the French do; put them all in a bucket, take my socks off and jump around the hell all over them. :D