I wish they'd discover a new element....
....and make it's symbol a "J". Then I could get some of it, put it next to a piece of lead and have Pb&J.
I've wished for this for many moons, but it has yet to come to pass. Let's make it happen, folks!! Go to school for science and find me that "J"!!
Seriously though, IIN? Am I the only one who has ever thought of this?