I wish i was a soap

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I want my tongue to be a soap. I think about being Rihanna's soap all the time. My tongue would go were ever she rubs her soap on.

I hope I'm not a sick pevert... Is this normal?

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Based on 12 votes (5 yes)
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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Wouldn't it be more pleasurable to imagine yourself as you are...human...running your tongue wherever you wish? Why the fuck would you want to be soap?

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  • 8Serene8
    13 years ago

    Fact: Girls do not use the soap directly on our skin. We put the soap on a face cloth or something and then wash ourselves with the cloth.

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    Whatever floats your boat. Lame fact: Air guitar floats my boat.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      You're a guy right? Why wouldn't you want to be a soap?

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