I wish i was a black person!

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I wish I was a black person. They seem to have just an entirely and interesting culture. There always so loud and seem to be having a good time where ever they go! Their culture also seems so much more sexual based mixed with drugs and the off chance of violence. I don't know if I'm making sense and i probably sound incredibly racist but they seem like they enjoy life and do what ever they want with out fear of consequences.

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dirtybirdy

7 years ago

Just lurk in the shadows. Problem solved.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  I'm so pale though I'll look like a ghost.
  
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Drakonski

7 years ago

Understandable. Because then you could be a stone-cold racist, if you were so inclined, and totally get away with it. Instead of being told that you're an awful person, you'll be lauded and told that you're at the forefront of a new "civil rights" movement! Yea!

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Faceless

7 years ago

Anyone can be black. But can you be mexican?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  It's easy to be a Mexican you don't even have to speak english to be a Mexican
  
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Olddelusionalsailor

7 years ago

I have no job, I sell drugs, I'm a violent felon, and I have 6 kids with multiple women. I'm an honorary black guy.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  Exactly and maybe join a gang or go to prison and have sex with white women
  
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  - Olddelusionalsailor
    
    7 years ago
    
    Gibs me dat.
    
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Ass_gas

7 years ago

Gimme dat 8 inch bad nigga dong. I cum in those white bitches, bro.

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shuggy-chan

7 years ago

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain

And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

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- jollycholly
  
  7 years ago
  
  Aunty Em! Aunty Em! Do you suck black cock?
  
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User-name

6 years ago

No you don't. You'll constantly be having your hair touched by people who want to know if it's real or not. Then you'll always be annoyed whenever you hear others say anything about Black History Month being necessary. (Which it isn't).

Also if you're black remember light skin= pretty and anything else isn't. Oh yeah, and be "a good Christian".

Not to mention all the crap you'll get because of our victim culture as a whole. Then of course you have to hear white people "apologize" for slavery as if either of us were alive during then.

Even if you turn out to be a troll, thank the stars you at least have some culture.

-a random black person

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devonsweeneysGF

7 years ago

It would be handy playing the race card to get out of doing any real work.

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- HiAGAIN10
  
  7 years ago
  
  Just like throwing out the word "race card" to avoid being called out for racism. Youtube is full of racism.
  
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jollycholly

7 years ago

My wish is to be a Chinese person. I just think having a pair of slanty eyes must be totally cool.

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  7 years ago
  
  And you would know knug fu and be able to get a job in sweatshop
  
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jollycholly

7 years ago

I'll admit sometimes I wish I were a black person living in a crack infested ghetto. Say the South Bronx. Listening to all of those rats the size of beagles running up the inside of my housing tenement walls. Ah . . . there's the life. Must be all kinds of places to cash in food stamps. Well, dream on. Dream on.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  Robbing a convenient store so I could get a bucket of KFC drinking a 40 oz of old english with my homies
  
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  - HiAGAIN10
    
    7 years ago
    
    Ciroc is popular. Haven't heard about anybody drinking a 40 since the 90's. And KFC is dry af. We like Popeyes! Update your stereotypes. Its 2K16!
    
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    - jollycholly
      
      7 years ago
      
      Do you guys still say: Muh-fucka? And how about: Dats a wizzoo! And do you guys still charge double when you give credit on a "20" of crack?
      
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  - jollycholly
    
    7 years ago
    
    Yeah, yeah. And smoking blunts. And saying shit like: Ahm gonna fuck yo punk ass up. And wearing loud colored clothing in the summer time. And shaving my head because: Dats whassup. And saying: I just came home. So everybody will know that I just got out of prison, knowing, of course, what a super status symbol that is. Wow! so many things huh?
    
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    - I'mGonnaPickYourAvocadosOldMan
      
      7 years ago
      
      "I do not do alts. I wouldn't make one to come back if banned, either. That is for fucking LOSERS.
      A few fucking loser assholes with multiple accounts are terrorizing IIN. If those losers really had any power, I'd have been booted years ago. I at least, have enough self respect not to return to where I am not wanted. They apparently have nothing else, so they keep coming back where they aren't wanted or welcome."
      
      -You, from your previous account
      
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