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I'm a guy but I wish I had boobs. They seem to make life a lot easier, like all girls have to do to get what they want is show their boobs and BOOM! Everything is theirs.
Plus I get bored and playing with my pecs would be weird. I'd rather have nice squishy C cup boobs to play with...
I'm straight.
Is this normal?
"Like all girls need to do to get what they want is to show their boobs and BOOM." Brilliant, your IQ must be off the charts.
drink enough beer, eat enough poptarts, you'll get boobs. and once you have 'em you'll wish you never grew 'em.
Any guy who gives a girl special treatment for showing off her boobs is a big numpty.
It's true that cleavage gives female people an easy way to mildly flirt which we don't have. There isn't really a male equivalent to serve that purpose. We either have to learn how to flirt more carefully or not bother with that bollocks in the first place.
"There isn't really a male equivalent"
What I do, is wear my trousers low in a seductive manner, revealing my rear cleavage to any potential female mate. Like in this picture:
http://m.cdn.blog.hu/fu/furdancs/image/komuvesdekoltazs/builders%20bum.png
I can tell women like it by the gasps and whispers I hear as I go by.
Good idea. I was also considering wearing Lycra trousers to display my bulge.
Likewise, couldn't you also get up to you've same shenanigans with your testicles?
Play with them.
Grab them and sing.
Remember always, that with great breasts comes great responsibility.
You are not alone, I wish I had boobs too. And I grow them with a help of some herbs. They are still too small but I love the feelings they already give me.
I hate how girls use their boobs to get what they want but I would do anything for a girl with big boobs...is that irony?
No shit man, chicks show a little boobage and doors open for them people pay for their drinks. If I were to show a little bit of cock I'd get arrested!... wtf man.
Lol u make me thankful for being a girl.Im pretty sure most women dont sit and play with their boobs though and having boobs dont make you get your way.And who told you that?its totally wrong!!!
Me too, man, me too. I'm accepting donations for my boobjob, just lettin ya'll know.
Let me tell you, it is extremely uncomfortable for the first little while. You are lucky not to have them
I wish I had boobs so I could wear pretty, satiny bras. I wish I had DD's.
I admit, it must be nice to switch between my dick and my boobs for a while.
Honestly I don't feel like I could control the awesomeness that would come with having boobs. It would be too epic for me to handle. With great power comes great responsibility.