I wish batman was real

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I sometimes wish Batman was real. Wouldn't that be wounderful.
A black knight, roaming the streets of New york, protecting the innocent and the week.

I'm tired of all the things that are happening, people getting killed, robbed, tortured and molested.
The hearts of men are cold, and made of stone, that's why we need a dark knight. If not, why not Judge Dredd. He is just as good. Or Clint Eastwoods Dirty Harry.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I love Batman! He would be the best hero ever. No stupid superpowers, just the dedication to do what's right.

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    • Βaτмaη
      10 years ago

      You understand me!

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  • paintballgunz99
    14 years ago

    It would be incredable if batman were real...but he ones in a package...if batman were real you would also have to deal eith joker, scarecrow, penquin, two face, riddler, mr freeze, poison ivy, catwoman, ext....willing to deal with that?

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  • Stifler
    10 years ago

    Am I the only person who has noticed. BAT MAN LIVES IN GOTHEM CITY NOT NEW YORK!

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  • Gale90
    11 years ago

    I'd rather Spiderman be real :(

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Judge Dredd is awesome! I NEVER BROKE THE LAW, I AM THE LAW!!!

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  • bigguy2010
    13 years ago

    I'm just excited that someone mentioned Judge Dredd! To top it off, no one asked who he is! Yeah, yeah... I know... There was that Stallone movie 15 years ago, but who hasn't tried to forget it?

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  • RaineOtaku
    13 years ago

    I don't. I am a Spider-Man kinda guy.

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  • StrangeDuckDude
    13 years ago

    How about just letting honest citizens pack heat? Criminals usually aren't looking for a challenge, they're looking for easy targets.

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  • Lala08
    14 years ago

    My daddy said hes batman! =D

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Don't we all :)

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  • GJP
    14 years ago

    I am real.

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    • Βaτмaη
      10 years ago

      I know I am.

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  • ComboBreaker
    14 years ago

    You know... Batman is just the suit and the technology. On top of martial art techneics. If you feel strongly about it. Do it. Its not exactly imposible. Thou it is dangerous.

    Also, it dosnt have to be expensive. You dont have to be batman to the very last hair folocule. You could probly desighn a suit to match what you intend to do with it. Gadgets would be expensive, depending what you use and where you got them from. Personaly, I would go for a cooling tank/back pack filled with either sodium acetate or liquid nitrogen(not 100% sure yet). Obviously depending I would have a thermal suit. Then have pressure triggers attached to my hand and have tubes attached to the tank. I would sprey the chosen chemicle at my oponants in a spiderman like fasion. The pressure would probly start off at 4psi and I would switch it every time it went below 3psi. Thou amunition would be hard to replace. Makes you wonder if a paintball marker type weapon would be more efficiant... or both!

    Normal. Sorry for the rant. I would be "Mr freeze". In a good way though.

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    • Schythl
      13 years ago

      Why so serious?

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    • [Old Memory]
      14 years ago

      Thanks for the reply ComboBreaker.

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  • Tigger!
    14 years ago

    If Batman were real, that would be amazing! :D

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    • Βaτмaη
      10 years ago

      *lil wayne voice* Im batman

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    • [Old Memory]
      14 years ago

      Yes, wouldn't it.

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