I will never get laid

I used to think I was at least 5'8", but recently I had a physical and the nurse told me that I was 5'6". This is just too short for a man. The only way I would not be considered short is if I moved to Japan or Mexico. I'm smart, funny, and good looking, but I really think my height is going to keep from getting laid.

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  • Short4Words

    Not that I'm a poster boy for short womanizers or anything but height is not why you aren't getting laid.

    I'm around that height but I have no problem attracting good looking women. In fact I could do way better if I had more confidence about myself. I get looks and compliments enough of the time, which is something women don't often do if they don't know you. I even managed to convince one of the vets that I was 30 something and she admitted to my brother that she had a crush on me. I don't look much more than 20 but I have the attitude of an older man and that helps me.

    Your attitude is what is holding you back, not your height. Now you just have to work a little harder than the rest.

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  • thegypsysailor

    If you are using your height as an excuse for being unable to get laid, then you WILL never get laid.

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  • You should try fucking some cute sweet young GypsySailor asshole.

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    • ieMazing

      im laughing really hard at all of these what the fuck

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  • Misanthrope2016

    Get out of america and you'll get laid. all the women here are stuck up bitches and ain't worth your time. As a wise man told me "If you can't get laid in Amsterdam then you'll never get laid peroid". Until then sex toys are an option :).

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  • dirtybirdy

    I don't think that's too short for a man.

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  • Forestheart

    If it makes you feel any better Bob Dylan is your height and I hardly ever noticed.

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  • mypenisinyourmouth

    Mammals don't get laid

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  • dindu_nuffin

    While its better to be tall than short, there are lots of short guys who get laid a lot. It is only an issue if you make it an issue. So get over it already

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  • I've known guys that were shorter that got laid. Tom Cruise is way smaller and he's been laid.

    Just use your other aspects and you should be fine. I won't say that your height is great or that some people won't be turned off by it but not everyone will.

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    • Tom Cruise is 5'7 and people act like he's a midget so there's absolutely no hope for me.

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      • No, he's about 5'6, same as you. :)

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