I will do nothing with my lottery winnings tonight, iin?

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I'm gonna win mega millions tonight. These are my numbers:

03 . 27 . 39 . 47 . 66 . 13
42 . 48 . 53 . 59 . 64 . 02
25 . 33 . 57 . 58 . 61 . 23
05 . 28 . 62 . 65 . 70 . 05
31 . 41 . 46 . 52 . 55 . 05

But I'm just gonna take out cashier's checks and burn them whenever money is deposited in my account.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    if a cashiers check aint deposited then the money never moves

    this is retahded

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  • IShaveMyBallsWithALawnmower
    5 years ago

    Those are the same numbers I was going to play. But I didn't because then I would have to check the numbers to see if I won and that would require effort. Which I don't really put into stuff except when absolutely necessary so it probably wouldn't matter.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Shaving your balls with a lawnmower sounds more difficult than checking the numbers.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    If you don't like money, give it to me. I can find many uses for free money. Anything from business investments to car parts.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    You sir, are a kook!

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    Good for you. Must be the happiest moment of your life!

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    • LornaMae
      5 years ago

      Did you write me a nasty reply and then delete it, OP, winner of the lottery? Hmm...

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