I went out with someone because they insulted me

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I was getting some food at a restaurant, and the lady serving says
"and what would the gentleman on the left like?"
so I said something like
"Haha, never been called a gentleman before, and I'll have the pork"
So she replies
"I'd call you sir but i'd have to spell it c-u-r"
IT WAS THE SLICKEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. I gave her my number, and we've been texting. I still can't get over how good that line is.
Thanks!

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago

    Pork is not halal!!!

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  • edwininthematrix
    6 years ago

    I don't get the joke.

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    • MR.mr
      6 years ago

      cur is a name for a dog.

      c's are sometimes pronounced like s.

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      • rayb12
        6 years ago

        What kind of dog is named that?

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        • MR.mr
          6 years ago

          It's not a specific breed, it's just another word for dogs, though it's primarily used as an insult.

          Just like bitch technically means female dog, but is most commonly used as an insult to people, cur is another word for dog but is most often used as an insult against people.

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          • rayb12
            6 years ago

            Where do people say this insult at dogs?

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