I wear eye glasses but i don't need them

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I have good vision and I do not need glasses.

I feel the need to shield my eyes. It urks me for people to stare directly at me.

So I use eyeglasses so I will not be urked. I use eyeglasses so people and the presence thereof will not affect my cognition.

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  • DavidD
    12 years ago

    Indubitably that is among that in which any common man would have. It is imperative to shield our peripherals from the fallacies of the outside world, less we fear they stare blindly back with planks in their eyes.

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    • dappled
      12 years ago

      lol

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    I love it when people pretend to be from the 18th century. More people should do this.

    Though the sentiments contained within this missive are perhaps not of sufficient fashion as to procure general favour.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Oh.

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