I watch cow and cat matings to turn me off

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No you are not reading a typo. I said OFF.

Often, when I feel too aroused and I can't control it, I turn to pictures or videos of cows and cats mating, and it often helps me cool off and become flaccid. It's just that the way they mate is so unsexy and bland. I mean when cows mate, they are done within 10 seconds and they don't even hump, and when cats mate, they move in strange ways that are just so unerotic. Of course animals mating should not be hot, and I am not a zoophile. It's just that the way cows and cats mate is so boring that it works as the perfect boner shrinker.

Is it normal to do this?

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Based on 64 votes (20 yes)
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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago | pl

    I thought you meant.. A cow with a cat!
    Then I thought wtf, this would only work if me and tommy the cat got it on.

    Anyway, you should come to the farm, I see plenty of it everyday :/

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    What about two filthy stray dogs getting on the streets of Paris?

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    • Soilworker2099
      9 years ago

      I seen a video once of a dog slammin another dog then it puked on her and pulled out then licked the pile of puke up but the female already took off... Probably think wtf.....

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Damn, were they Japanese dogs?

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    • togoleck
      9 years ago

      Sexy! Although it needs more xenophobia. If it's in Paris, include rabies!

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Yes, Paris needs more xenophobia.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        ...and don't forget the wine and cigarettes.
        ;-)

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      9 years ago

      Meh, maybe it's just me but I think Paris could make most things romantic

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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago

    You should try watching chickens clucking in a barn. It can help you transcend the mortal plane.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    That's what Japanese porn is for

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    As it should! There are many people out there who when they want the arousal to stop, they'll think off something that puts those flames out.

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  • MaggotMayonnaise
    9 years ago

    It turns me ON, in a matter of fact

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    • RandomGirl391
      8 years ago

      same :)

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  • SkullsNRoses
    9 years ago

    I don't know why this is only 40%, I'd only think you were nuts if you were doing it for the oposite reason. In my opinion it's better to be turned off by animals than un-attractive people.

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    The number of individuals who seek out videos of animals having sex is probably pretty small (regardless of their motives), so I'm gonna go with no on this one.

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