I was sodomized in jail

This story doesn't sound plausible. You didn't call your wife to bail you out? She didn't demand to know who's house you stayed at? You plan to keep it a secret when you go to court, and she won't read about it in the paper? Did the cops take you back to your car when you got bailed out or was it in an impound yard. How are you able to pay all the costs related to this incident without your wife noticing something is amiss? I guess the question also could be asked, is your inability to maintain an erection due to your trauma from being raped, or is it due to the fact that she doesn't excite you enough anymore because you've experienced something more exciting? You really haven't said how that experience affected you. I think if that had happened to me, and I didn't like it, I would get a big club and go have a little meeting with each of those guys, one at a time!

I hate when that happens.

This story is a little unbelievable because of the words you use mostly you're very explicit about a traumatic subject and why would you ask if being raped is normal anyways real violence like that is never a normal occurrence also they'd have thrown you in the tank not population. Crackhead.

The drunk tank is hardly 'jail', and on camera which is continually monitored, so I'm guessing the cops know exactly what happened, or didn't.

I wouldn't tell a sole about it if I were you. You aren't a bitch for not standing up to them that's 3vs1 there isn't much anyone could have done about it.

As for the election part... Damn I'm sorry bro.

If it's some really bothering you then a Traditional Catholic Confessional may be helpful to get it off your chest

Tell your wife all about it. She may become excited by the story and want to fuck your ass with a strap on dildo. Then you can reenact the event every day.

Did you tell her? Are you alright today?

Try telling her you're a lying fantasist first, just to dull the pain of her living with a fool who lost his driving licence for being a drunken idiot. You by carrying on this obvious lie will only make matters worse grow up man up and stop lying.

It's sad how rape, when done to a guy is considered funny, but to make a joke about a woman being raped, (unless the joke is actually about her getting revenge in a hilarious way), then your the biggest monster in the world.

I'm real sorry to hear about what happened, rape is no laughing matter.

Come on over then I will sodomize you again

I wouldnt tell you wife...I would go to a doctor and tell them...probably go on anti anxity meds for a couple weeks

It's not your fault that a bunch of weirdos sexually assaulted you in prison. I honestly feel sorry for you.
It's so unfair that prisons in this country overlook that kind of abnormal behavior. But I guess it probably happens a lot. Anyhow, you may want to look into getting some counseling. Best wishes for your psychological recovery.

you seem rather upset by what has happened to you, i know if i didn't tell my Mrs she would find out eventually and i would be punished for lying about it, and if i did tell my Mrs she would be angry at the men as only she has rights over my body and would be there to support me. And don't be angry at the people who have suggested things that maybe sound strange to you, as this is some peoples biggest sexual fantasy, don't act like the victim and embrace it as a time no had 'no control' and move on!!!
tell wife tho fella

Is this a true story? Seriously

Poor wife, no on likes a sodomized husband.