I want to teach a self defense class for women

I always have this fantasy about teaching a self defense class for women. I would be the only man in the room and I would ask the women to take turns demonstrating the quickest techniques for immobilizing a male aggressor. This would involve them in some way making physical contact with my testicles, whether by kicking, stomping, kneeing, punching, or grabbing. The most optimal method for any given situation would depend on the position of the male aggressor in relation to the female being assaulted. For example, if she was being attacked from behind, a hard grab would be more than sufficient; if she was seated and a male approached her in close proximity so that a kick would be impractical, a hard knee might just do the trick instead.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Since you have nothing to offer these women, hire a whore and stop trying to make something out of your fetish it isn't.

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    • That doesn't even make sense. I want to help these women learn to defend themselves, and at the same time give myself more action than I've ever gotten.

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      • Pure_Rage

        You see, that's just it ! You are trying to teach these women self defense, (which is a very good thing) but get your balls played with at the same time (which turns your good thing into a bad thing).

        You cant do good for the wrong reasons.

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  • Goku19

    It is a good idea to teach self defense BUT you are likely to quit the class after first demonstration.

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    • nope I enjoy getting my balls pulverized by attractive women, it's the only way I can get them to touch me

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      • Ellenna

        The only way? I don't believe you: stop rationalising your fetish so dishonestly. There's nothing wrong with the fetish but to get women to do it under false pretences when they're probably wanting to learn defence because of past negative experiences with men is just plain manipulative and sneaky.

        Pay a prostitute to hurt your balls: it's not an uncommon request and you won't be exploiting anyone

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  • Curious-trans

    Aiming for the testies is just lazy, i prefer the throat hurts a hell of alot more, anyone can easily just pass up a testie shot they dont hurt that much but give it all you got on a punch to the throat....

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