I want to spit in peoples faces when i talk to them

When I talk to people for a long time face to face i have this sudden urge to spit in their face. This pertains to everyone: my parents, my friends, my girlfriend, my teachers, boss, everyone.

Am I really this big of an jerk deep down inside or is this normal?

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Based on 165 votes (63 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • Phat

    Do me a favor. Go find some guy that is just as big or bigger then you and spit in his face. Once you have done that maybe that will fix your desire you fucking low rent. If I knew who you were I'd find you and give you the opportunity to ruin your life.

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    • Cuntslayer

      I've already been in lots of fights so what now?

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  • xoxochick

    Just don't spit on people

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  • not normal. Dont do something like that its fucked up

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  • oddo

    I'm the guy you are looking for. I like it when people spit in my face when they are with me and I've met a few who enjoy it like you. i don't want to spit at them and i have never been asked to. Maybe we should talk about it.

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  • rock76

    I have the same feeling, but it's slapping someone in the face, rather then spitting in their face. I had a friend that would spit in people's faces if he had a heated argument. It was amazing as to how few people did anything when he did this. I personally would have beat the shit out of him if he had spat on me. I wouldn't ever act on this urge, it's just social anxiety.

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  • TheGuruOfTheSauce

    do it to someone you know is going to beat you to within an inch of your life so you can replace that urge with fear

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  • afleyx

    SPIT ON SOMEONE RANDOMLY AND GET IT OVER WITH! see if you really want to keep having that urge or not, haha.

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  • Powerfrog

    I say do it to some random person in the street if they ask the time. Bonus points if it's Tom Cruise.

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  • 4w04se

    I wonder why they talk to you

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  • alaztair

    I agree with antchris.

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  • antchris

    This sounds like it could be an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - which is an anxiety based condition. Is it possible that long interactions with people make you feel stressed?

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    • chatter2000

      I just heard a guest on Glenn Beck say a Turrets Syndrome case will have the urge to spit on a person's face if they are in company with a celebrity.

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    • tinsleytemptress

      exactly what I was going to say.

      I'd speak to someone about. Nothing big but just to help you get past this.

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  • EndStreet

    That isnt normal just a feeling of disgust for that person

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  • Jim_Pfoss

    You sound like a jerk.

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    • Mrbulldog30

      I was injued at work in 2002 spinalcoard. I still walk but not so good I cant work anymore but I will say this if any man said to me face to face that I was lazy or A JERK for sitting down to piss he would be lieing on the floor after me knocking him out and I would sit down on him and piss on his face. Just because you may think it is stange of feminen that does not make you any more a man because you must stand to piss. That tells me you are insucure.

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