I want to ride nicki minaj

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No, I'm not talking sexually. I actually want to literally ride Nicki Minaj as a mode of transport. I mean in her music videos she seems to be good at going down on all four, and prides herself with her big butt. I sometimes want her to get down on all four and for me to sit on her and have her take me somewhere. I can only imagine using her as a mode of transport: With a complementary heated biologically organic cushion more comfortable than a horse saddle, and with many people getting out of the way for a celeb, say goodbye to long hours of commute in a car and hello to a comfortable ride.

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  • palepunk
    9 years ago

    I can generally appreciate kinky shit like this, but not when it involves a shitty celebrity and some pervy stalker freak.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Oh no I'm not going to do this for sexual pleasure. Just for comfortable transport.

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      • Numbertwo
        9 years ago

        Or Michele O (Michael)the horse

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  • Incomplet
    9 years ago

    "biologically organic"

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  • pusssyeater
    9 years ago

    Who doesn't?

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  • Spankz
    9 years ago

    If you think her rump is "biologically organic" I suggest you look at pictures of her BEFORE all her surgeries. But, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has this strange fantasy.

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  • pulse-punch
    9 years ago

    It's not normal but... the more I think about it, I wouldn't mind going for a ride myself.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Well, she does have a big bottom, so I guess the ride would be comfortable.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Ha! No, it's not normal but, the visual I am getting is hilariously strange. Her new name shall be "Hicky Steednaj".

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago

    Be sure to use protection. In this case I guess that means a seatbelt.

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  • poon_jabber
    9 years ago

    she's a spazz & a bitch.. i'll pass.

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