I want to name my children "the"
I thought about a lot and I think it's a great name. I want to name all my children "The"
My last name is Page
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RoseIsabella
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LloydAsher
It's legal to name a kid whatever the fuck you want roseisabella. Hell the kid could be named fuckroseisabella and that is a legal name. Freedom.
"The" just seems too bland if you want to go outside of the box. How about Blank? Blank Page an optimistic name.Comment Hidden ( show )-
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SwickDinging
Where I live there are lots of laws governing how you name your kids. I was reading about them the other day as we're deciding baby names for the bun in the oven. Most of the banned ones were just stupid anyway but I was surprised to see fruit on the list. I wasn't planning on naming my kid after fruit but back in the UK you occassionally met girls called Cherry, Apple or Peaches. Seems weird to ban it.
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Yobrepaid
You mean "Fruit" as a name, or examples of fruits, such as the ones you listed (which are legit, IMO)?
As for "The", you have to consider how having this name (if it's allowed) will impact your child's life, because it's going to follow him/her throughout his/her lifetime (barring a legal name change at his/her own discretion as an adult, which wouldn't be surprising). Imagine this scenario playing out:
"What's your name?"
"The."
"The, what?"
"The!"
"The what? What is your name?!"
"I told you; it's THE!"It would be a real-life ongoing "Who's on First" type of situation for your poor child.
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RoseIsabella
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Mrown
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RoseIsabella
Nope, it's still stupid.
Freedom might be an acceptable name, but it will suck if the kid grows up to be a douchebag.
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leggs91200
Heh, have you not, have you not seen and heard some of the names kids in the 'hood are given?
BTW Rose, so my room mate and I were at the store and we saw this grown man walking around with his pants around his knees. He may have had special educational needs.
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RoseIsabella
Maybe he has diarrhea, and wants to be ready when it strikes?
Seriously, saggy pants look like shit! 😎
https://youtu.be/pcwXR90Cp8A
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
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CoffeeTime
It's your right to name your kid with whatever name you want. But I wouldn't be happy to have "The" as my name.
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Reeve
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[Old Memory]
I don’t think that would be a very good idea. I’m not trying to be rude, but that would make your children’s lives hell. It may seem cool to have a unique name such as The, but “the” is a very commonly used word and your children would constantly be looking around to see who said their name when really that person was just addressing something. You can still give them a unique name like that, just consider that maybe you should pick a word that isn’t used that often to name them.
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chuy
"The page?" Poor kiddo!, go ahead put a bullseye on the poor kid's back to become "bully bait". Good thing he/she can change his/her name when he/she is older.
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Asatchi
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Protagoras
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DrBoomBox
People keep meaning ful names for their kids. Where is the meaning in the?
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leggs91200
I just thought of something retarded. What if some of nthe non-binary gender millenials get so out of hand that they start using "the" as their own personal pronoun?
There is -
He
She
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leggs91200
You could also name it "Turn the page" in honor of Bob Seger.
Or maybe "overhead"
oh heck I don't know.
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whoah55
I say go for it Kim Kardashian has North West and George Foreman named all of his sons George. I figure if you make enough you can name them whatever you want and it wont ruin their lives but so much.
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rice1047