I want to marry someone who hates me

I want to marry and have kids with someone who hates me right from the beginning. That way, things can only get better. Whatever the conditions are that result in our marriage, they would be under contract with extreme penalties if breached by either party.

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Based on 38 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • It can always get worse until you're dead. How are you this pessimistic and optimistic at the same time?

    This sounds like a child's plan.

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    • RoseIsabella

      A crazy child's stupid plan.

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  • IrishPotato

    *notices buldge*
    oWo what's this?

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  • SmokeEverything

    It probably won't end well but who wants a boring life anyway?

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  • angryblonde

    kinda makes sense but no not normal

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    • RoseIsabella

      No, it doesn't really make sense.

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      • angryblonde

        the “it can only get better from here” part makes sense. if someone full on hates you, it can’t get worse.. it could stay the same or get better.

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        • Ellenna

          Of course it can get worse, because someone who hates you can escalate bad treatment of you up to the point of killing you!

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          • angryblonde

            well, assuming that the person who hates you is rational and has no mental health problems, it probably can’t get much worse,

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        • RoseIsabella

          It's still stupid. No one in their right mind would want to marry someone who hated them. If I had a person I hated who was talking about this kinda shit involving me I would want them to stay the Hell away from me. I would want such a person to drop dead, and not even utter my name.

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          • angryblonde

            i wasn’t saying that it wasn’t stupid lol i agree that it is stupid but that one part makes sense lol

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            • RoseIsabella

              HAHAHA!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Someone who hates you wouldn't want to marry you!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    aint this been posted here before?

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  • Jweezee

    Sorry, bud. That's not how it works. The hatred must be organically created over decades of malignant matrimony. You have to nurture the hatred like a blind baby rat. Put your nipple in its mouth. Rock it in a miniature cradle. Take it line dancing. You put in the effort and I promise you your wife will want to saw your head off with a dull butterknife for the way you breathe.

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  • geek_god_101

    That's the American way isn't it? Marry someone just to seize their assets?

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