I want to live in antartica

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I would love to be living in Antartica with a hot blonde wife with big ∞ (boobs) who totally worshipped me. I'd like to live on the part sticking out near South America or the part right where all the timezones and lines of lattitude met. If I lived near it's beach, I'd try to go in the water, but It would probibly be to cold. The warmest the middle of Antartica gets is about 10°F. The coast would be warmer (45°F I'm guessing). I want to live their to get away from stress and worries of society, plus, I'd have 6,000,000 miles as my total yard size! Please vote and ( You don't have to, but I'd like it ) comment.

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  • Faceless
    11 years ago

    Silly pot head. Get away from that world map.

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  • suckonthis9
    11 years ago

    There are a few (civilians) who do live on the Antarctic Penninsula.
    The rest are usually research scientists who are temporarily stationed in various bases around the continent.
    Perhaps, you should contact some of these people and find out what living in Antarctica is really like.
    Many tour groups also visit this continent. This is another option. Better hurry though, because the short Antarctic summer is rapidly approaching.

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      There are 7 bases on Antartica, 2 of those US ( Admunson-Scott and McMurdo ) Summer is already here, with tempetures of -4°F at Admunson-Scott and 40°F in Cape Horn, near the pennensula. I've never heard of a tour group there. Sounds too expensive! Mabey if I do live there, I could found Antartica's first town...

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      • suckonthis9
        11 years ago

        There are a few South Americans (Chileans / Argentinians, both, can't remember) who are experimenting with permanent residence in Antarctica. They beat you to 'first town' status.
        There are several tour companies and private individuals that do go there for adventure travel. Yes, it is very expensive. You will need to research these.
        The scientific research bases are usually closed to all but qualified persons.

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        • stupidassholeguy
          11 years ago

          Shit! Wait, do you think I can sneek in a base disquised as a scientest?

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          • suckonthis9
            11 years ago

            Why not become a Science Professional and request to be stationed there?

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            • stupidassholeguy
              11 years ago

              It would be funner to sneak in ;D, plus, that requires years of training and a whole bunch of other crap.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Are you, by chance, part penguin?

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      Mabey ;D

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago

    No you would end up freezing to death, sorry.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Well it looks to me that

    -Sunglasses-

    You would be pretty cool there. Yeaaaaaaahhh!!

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  • DannyKanes
    11 years ago

    Wow, Antartica. That is a cool idea. Get it? Cool? *Annoying Orange laugh* :D

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      :D<HaHa!

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    I could imagine you sitting on a lazy boy infront of a warm cozy fire while your hot Blond Swedish wife is preparing the final touches on your dinner, she realises she is out of tomatoes and peeks her head into the living room and ask you "Hunny we're out of tomatoes, be a sweety and fetch me from the store". Reluctantly, you put on your snow gear preparing yourself a 6 hour flight to the nearest store.

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      Yeah :) but please vote. I need a feeling of how normal or not this is with precent normal along with comments, so please vote ( even if it's no ) I also "liked" your comment. It was funny :)

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  • РодинаРоссии
    11 years ago

    You should give siberia a try. At least theres trees and animals. Youll have all the isolation you want with the bonus of nature and being in relative proximity to emergency help should the need arise. The only pity though is the weather-if its not raining its snowing and if its not snowing its raining.

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  • BooPup
    11 years ago

    Yeah, it's normal to want to go to a place that's faraway and unique, in a sense. It would be mighty expensive, but go after it if you've got resources. Penguins everywhere would be awesome.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    That would pretty much be my nightmare.

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    The part about the time zones and lines of latitude meeting is interesting, but it would be way too cold there.

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      That is near Admunson-Scott station (US), and it reaches 10°F in the summer. Vostok (Russian) is where the world's coldest temp. (-127.9°F I think) was recorded in 1983. Vostok is about 100 miles away from Admunson-Scott is.

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  • NothingSpecial
    11 years ago

    I knew this was fake just by looking at the title.

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      No it's not. I seriosly want to live there. No joke.

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  • Unimportant
    11 years ago

    Say "Hi" to them penguins.

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      Ok, I will.

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  • stupidassholeguy
    11 years ago

    I could even start a new country, The Republic Of Antartica! Look out, Russia! you've gotten competetion for biggest

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  • blacklabelbeeryum
    11 years ago

    I am so bored

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  • stupidassholeguy
    11 years ago

    PLEASE VOTE! ( this, not the election ) thanks! :D

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