I want to kill them.

All of these things are not intentional acts by the other people. These are sounds of living.

This may be a mental disorder that you have with this obsessive preoccupation with these noises. Or, you may have super-hearing which is making it to where you really have no choice but to hear everything in such a magnified-way. If you feel it is the first, seek the help of a psychotherapist. He can help you.

I would also recommend ear plugs at night, during the day, or an ipod to listen to music when you're not in active conversation with others.

This is not a healthy obsession. You need to get to the root of this problem.

OMG I FEEL YOU. i've felt the same way since i was FIVE. i remember just wanting to scream and kick their knees. is it so fucking hard to have a LITTLE bit of courtesy and CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED? i mean honestly we're beyond primitive cavemen, he don't have to smack our big 'ole lips like them. learn some FUCKING MANNERS and close your damn mouth when you eat. it's not rocket science.

haha i like to slurp just to annoy people. i love to watch the steam shoot out of their ears while their face gets redder and redder. i cant help it sometimes but when people get annoyed at the most ridiculous things, i do it more just to get a better reaction.

What ur saying is u feel homicidal thoughts we never any1 does anything vital for survival

your irritation is normal, everyone has pet peeves. your RESPONSE is very abnormal. why do you go to such a violent and dark place? you seem to have skipped a few steps between irritation and murdering someone. you have anger issues, and issues with your parents, and people who eat, chew, or breathe. it's a miserable way to live, trust me

I get it. I reckon ppl are annoying! Children never bother me much but adults are totally gross!

Err...are you serious?

grow up

seriously you need help

Considering that I've met more than one person who has this peeve, I don't think it's too strange.

my sister eats like a starved ethiopian. oh god, and when she's high it's so much worse. i have a blind, retarded uncle with better table manners than her.

it's normal, but try to focus on something else. focus on the sounds YOU'RE making.
or better yet, make the most repulsive sounds you can and see if they notice. (:

Lol @ Moonbeam

My biggest pet peeve is hearing people eat! I totally understand. My parents know how bad it bothers me, so my mom won't eat annoying foods in front of me & at dinner we always have TV or music to drown out the sound. My ex husband was the worst though and didn't get how much it pissed me off when he'd chew and make the worst noises ever! Just thinking of it drives me crazy!!
As for the breathing, at night wear earplugs. They help so much!!

i dont think its ok to want to hurt someone who is being a pig. but i understand what its like to have hate in your heart. try surounding yourself with brighter happier things. when you wake up in the morning, look at the sky and picture a better place. sitting in the clouds away from everyone.

I also know how you feel. It's like when I can hear people chewing it really annoys me, especially someone who wears dentures. And I hate it when people makes annoying lip smacking noises when they sleep!!!

I know what you mean, for me, it's when people gulp when they are drinking a beverage! I wouldn't hurt someone ovwr it though.

"he scoops up some cold liquefied ice cream and slurps it into his mouth"
...BONER!

Uhm.. You need to get help...