I want to kill barking dogs

Behind every barking dog is a fucked up owner, it is them that need a bullet.

The worst ones are the little yappy dogs!!

Don't hate the dogs that misbehave, hate the owners who are too stupid to realize if you're going to own a dog you need to put in the time and effort to train it properly. I have never once seen a stupid dog who didn't have a stupid owner that lacked self control themselves. I have however seen many dogs that were perfectly well behaved, just like their owners trained them to be.

I don't hate the dog as much as I hate the dog's OWNER. THEY'RE the ones who leave their dogs outside and allow them to bark endlessly. I want to punch them in their big, fat heads.

DireWolf13 - you are the quintessential clueless dog owner. A professional singer could sit on her back porch and sing solo opera arias at the top of her lungs all day and night, and the constable would soon arrive to detain her. I'm sure there would be plenty of complexity in her singing, but she would soon be sitting in jail at her neighbors' request. The police wouldn't even hesitate to break into her back yard and indict her for disturbing the peace for singing opera. Your dog, on the other hand, can sit there and bark his fucking head off all day and night, and nobody can or will do a damn thing about it! That's why I sometimes just feel like going up to a barking dog and snapping its little neck...I don't CARE if it's complex and profound.

I have an unquenchable burning fucking hatred of -all- Dogs. I cannot tolerate their noise, their stench, the soiling of my house, the whining, everything.

i have an obsessive hatred with dogs.

my dad got a dog -just to piss me off and deny me sleep.-

i am a light sleeper. he knows this. even if he gets up to take a piss in the morning or middle of the night, i wake up.

I have a 3 year old cat, her name is Holly-Ann. she's a tabby/mau mix. even my cat hates the little fucker.

this dog that is driving me fuck-insane is a mixed breed pitbull barely a few months old.

do you know how i get it to finally shut the fuck up? i slap the fuck out of it and tell it "shut the hell up you worthless waste of fucking space."

the sound of a whining dog is enough to send me into bloodlust.

did i mention i fucking hate dogs?

I know barking dogs are very annoying but I wouldn't want to kill them.

If I were to go outside and keep yelling "Hey! Hey!! Hey!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!!" over and over again, the police would soon come and they would arrest me and take me to jail loled at that

Dogs like that should have their vocal chords forcibly removed.

I can understand being annoyed by dogs but I could never understand down right hating them, I am a dog lover but I won't preach on about how you shouldn't hate dogs or whatever.

But yet I can understand about the forever barking dog however especially the two poodles in my neighborhood and these are big poodles not the tiny toy poodles. Everytime I walk past their apartment it's "bark bark bark" and they never stop even when I'm blocks away from their doorstep and you can hear them from all the way down the street!

I never want to actually kill a barking dog, sometimes its good for a dog to bark whenever there's a need to be alerted but not constantly. Luckily for me my dog never became a constant barker the only time she does is when there's someone at the door or when I ask her to bark for a treat other then that she's a quiet dog.

And to the person who says that dogs can't communicate with their own kind they actually do though they communicate with each other more with body language then with barking I've learned that from the Dog Whisper.A dog walking away from a barking dog is simply ignoring it.

This is the best post ever.

yes dogs are so annoying. my dog barks constantly for ne reason and i get so mad. dogs are proably one of the most annoying animals ever ha ha

THE ONLY GOOD DOG IS A DEAD FUCKING DOG

When you have not slept well in months, insanity follows. Ear plugs don't cut it, and it is not our problem in the first place - it is YOURS, dog owner. We can't even enjoy music, a book, get work done, or heaven-forbid actually sleep, thanks to YOU.

Your dog Creates Nutcases by Making People Go Crazy from lack of sleep, or ability to even complete a thought. Self-defense is not the same as Dubya Bush sticking firecrackers into lizards and frogs - that is the psycho-example. It is no excuse for you to let your dogs drive people nuts.

Dear Fellow Dog-Noise Sufferers - Here are some hints to remember.

One - as many posters have made clear, there is no point in trying to talk to the owner. They will say "Dogs Bark" (since "you" don't matter). They are accustomed to living in a zoo full of filth and noise, probably since childhood. Also, it could lead to your blame when something 'happens' - see Step Two.

Two - don't call the police about the problem. The cops may side with the dog owner and then, when some OTHER neighbor who kept his mouth shut kills the dog, they will think you did it. The dog-loving prosecutor, 'smelling' a case that could lead to becoming mayor, will get you convicted on circumstantial evidence. Imagine the testimony: "He told me the noise was driving him crazy," said the officer. "Crazy," the prosecutor repeated, looking at the accused with a sinister frown with the image of the strangled dog on the overhead-projector behind him.

Three - However tempting it may be, as you become more and more insane from the incessant noise, don't use violence to 'get even' (bats, guns, bull-whip, or a sling-shot with ice-cubes). I know you cannot help but dream between nerve-wracking barks, but think about jail-time too - those things will cause a ruckus of squealing.

Step Four - By all means, don't leave anything toxic mixed with things dogs like to eat laying around. The dogs might accidently eat it. News stories report different things which have been used in prosecuted cases - usually when a neighbor had complained many times before to no avail and found themselves hauled off to jail when the dog was found dead. Also, the prosecutor will say a child could have eaten it - and you can't exactly say you fed that hamburger-anti-freeze mix directly to the dog to ensure no child would be harmed.

People can be fined or arrested for their dogs barking. Talk to your neighbor and tell them to put a mussel on it or get it to stop barking SOMEHOW with either apple spray or shock collars or whatever, and then if it doesnt work, call the cops on them. THAT will work.

OK all you fucked up lunatics out there in cyberspace - for the record: I said "I WANT to kill barking dogs," not "Why not go kill some barking dogs?" or "I just killed a barking dog" or "We should all go kill barking dogs." Honestly people - do you really think I would go kill a barking dog? That would be psychotic...and the tone of my post is CLEARLY SARCASTIC. When a person jokingly says "I'm going to GO INSANE if 'x' happens," nobody calls the nearest mental health institute and has that person detained and drugged. They understand that the person is just venting by exaggerating. Jesus you people...

I feel the same way about crying babies. When I hear those little brats screaming their heads off I want to snap their necks.

God I feel the exact same as the OP. If I were to go outside and just yell at the top of my lungs a simple word like "Hey!" like 200 times, I would be hauled off and the neighborhood would end up hating me. But we as a head-in-sand society have come to accept dog barking that is essentially the same frkn thing!!! Walk through a neighborhood and just listen: you hear a frkn dog bark from just about every corner. Why is this acceptable? Did our forefathers or pioneers who were out walking have to put up with NO silence at any given time? Have we as humans actually become more DUMB to accept that peace and quiet are a thing of the past? Why is it that one of the first things people have to get when they get a new home is a frkn dog that barks!?!?!? So idiotic. And to those who want to blame the OWNER not the dog: unfortunately, those who get a dog (or more than one) and allow them to bark without even wondering if it bothers anyone else is already beyond civil conversation. They already like their dog more than any of their neighbors, and will always side with their dog. It is too late for you. The OP wants to be able to silence the source of his agony in not being able to enjoy peace and quiet, and I would agree that this should be perfectly fine. Most likely you would not even be caught, but if you were, you may be fined and that's all. Shoot the owner on the other hand, and you will go to prison, because at least we humans value ourselves more than animals so far as the law goes. However, if after silencing the source of your agony the owner comes over to your home to harm you, you could actually also get away with using the necessary means to protect yourself. Just sayin. A lot of dog owners will hate my comment. I have a solution to prevent all the shootin and hate: Shut your frkn dog up! Shut it up now! Show some damned respect for once!

Never complain to the owners. People who are stupid enough to let there dogs bark, are normaly too stupid to lisen to reason. just kill the dog by the above means
I've been through this, and i will never complain about a barking dog again

DireWolf31, are you aware that I am, in fact, deaf? Even so, I can feel the sound wave of barking. They're so fuck annoying, it is by far worser than not know who's gossiping about you. These people simply can't help it but accord with how blessed I am with this gift of a radiant mind. So who care how annoying people can be (likely it can be about your perspective of them anyway), I don't give a flying fuck about how subtle their barks are.

I FEEL LIKE KILLING ANYONE WHO IS ANNOYING AND IRRITATING ME.. NOT JUST DOGS..

For all the peeps that say this is normal, i love you.

TWO STORIES YOU WOULD LOVE, BOTH TRUE:
In highschool, one of my best friends had this next door neighbor with this yappy ass cocker spaniel. He absolutely loathed that animal.
One day, He lost it. He went out back when the dog was going ape over nothing, brought a step stool to the side fence, and peeked over.
He coaxed the dog to come over and bark and growl at him, just teasing it over and over, slapping his hand against the fence in front of the dogs face.
He started trying to slap it. When the dog bit onto his hand, he grabbed it's lower jaw, lifted the f*cker up into the air, and repeatedly punched it in the face, holding the dog up by it's biting jaws around his hand.
The owners never found out why their dog had wounds, and the dog never barked again at the sight of him.
Story number two, much less intense:
I was taking a crap the otherday, utterly hung over. I was visiting home over the holidays, and my dads neighbor has these two yappy f*ckers that fight in the back yard and wake me up.
Just fooling around, I pretended to dial in a sniper rifle on the approximate location of where the barking was coming from. I pretended to fire, made a little rifle sound and everything, and at that instant, the dogs both fell silent and I didn't hear them for the rest of the morning. I laughed my ass off for hours on that one.
I feel you buddy. If people aren't going to control their dog's barking, they shouldn't have them. or live on a farm.

I actually love a well-behaved, sweet, smart dog. But I can't stand stupid dogs that bark, jump on me, pee on the floor when they're excited, or slobber all over me. I always think...If you were my dog, I'd put the fear of God into you...

I don't like dogs either....nothing but four legged parasites.

Dogs are completely STUPID, the only animal that can't even communicate with its own kind. They just bark, at each other, at people, at everything with no meaning what so ever. I see a neighbor walking her dog...well the dog is walking her actually. And other dogs bark at it, her dog and the other dogs have no idea what so ever what the barking means.

All they do is beg for food and take advantage of humans who are lonely.

me too. i really dont like dogs.

I will say, shoot the hell out of it. They does shit like that especailly when people are trying to sleep at nite.

pshh, just throw some poisoned food at it or something, and shoot the owner too while you're at it

i feel the same as you. i hate barking dogs. let alone, dogs, themselves.

I love dogs! I DO! BUT I hate barking dogs and want to kill them and in some cases I think it's okay to kill them.

1) they are barking because they're unhappy usually - if it's incessant barking. Their owner is an asshole and keeps the dog chained or penned all the time and doesn't care that it is ruining the peace and quiet of the neighbors.

Some cities have ordinances to stop it and will take the dog away from the owner if it is allowed to bark regularly more than 15 min at a time non-stop. I have taken owners to the Animal Control office and won this and the people had to move. Thank god for having and enforcing this law! This prevents people from having to kill the dog and teaches the owner that he's an asshole who shouldn't own a dog.

2) Humans need to relax and sleep and enjoy peace and quiet. Noise pollution is unhealthy - very stressful - and an incessantly barking dog is a real enemy of relaxation and peace for many people.

3) In cases where there are no laws to enforce against barking dogs it has been my experience that if you talk to the people about how the dog is bothering you a great deal, the owner will basically say "fuck you!" and do nothing to remedy the situation.

It is #3 that leads me to believe it is best when you can't enforce the law to say nothing to the owner at all and just kill the fucking dog, quickly and painlessly. It's a shame and I've never had to do it but I would do it if I had to because in the case where I took the dog owner to Animal Control and won my case, if I hadn't won I'd have HAD to kill the dog because I could not get any peace and quiet any other way.

People are the "top dog" species on Earth and we do or should have the right to live our lives in peace and quiet.

I knew a guy who had a dog barking every morning at 5:30 am non stop and the owner wouldn't do anything. He couldn't bring himself to kill the dog so he had to MOVE. Yes he had to sell his house and move to a new house! No way I would do that! I would kill the fucking dog. A dead dog vs. having to move out of MY HOUSE?! Guess who is going to lose?

I hate dogs

Well as I love animals I'm not annoyed by a dogs barking... but as I h8 humans I like to kill every fucking screaming baby!!!

try living next to a barking dog :/ its not nice.

ah* try the bigger dogs they put up a fight, when the smaller ones die to easy.

Hell yes... But don't kill dogs... Just tell them to STFU or pour water on em.

I feel the same waaayyyy..... but i would never hurt an animal im to much of an animal lover to actually kill the dog... i just tell it to stfu!!

I am a dog fan but I know what you mean. I want to do the same to human babies that do it for attention.

i feel the same way, expecially if is a high pitch yappy dogs, now i wont go kill it but i think about it and then listen to music to block it out

I can't believe how people let dogs ruin their homes, piss everywhere, the house stinks, the hair all over the place. And worse yet are the people who let a dog sleep in their bed, who in their right mind would want to sleep with an animal? A dirty nasty animal in your bed with all sorts of fleas and ticks.

Here are some dog bites FACTS:

A survey by the national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta ("CDC") concluded that dogs bite nearly 2%% of the U.S. population -- more than 4.7 million people annually. (Sacks JJ, Kresnow M, Houston B. Dog bites: how big a problem? Injury Prev 1996;2:52-4.)
Almost 800,000 bites per year -- one out of every 6 -- are serious enough to require medical attention. (Weiss HB, Friedman D, Coben JH. Incidence of dog bite injuries treated in emergency departments. JAMA 1998;279:51-53.)

Dog bites send nearly 368,000 victims to hospital emergency departments per year (1,008 per day). Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Nonfatal Dog Bite%%u2013Related Injuries Treated in Hospital Emergency Departments %%u2014 United States, 2001, MMWR 2003;52:605-610. Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report is published by the CDC.

16,476 dog bites to persons aged 16 years or greater were work related in 2001. (Ibid., Nonfatal Dog Bite%%u2013Related Injuries Treated in Hospital Emergency Departments %%u2014 United States, 2001, MMWR 2003;52:608.

Every year 2,851 letter carriers are bitten. (US Postal Service.)

i hate dogs!
sometimes,i walk by some house,and suddenly it barks...from nowhere!
i want to kick it so hard!!!
lolz=

"Small dog syndrome" especially the cunting jack russel behind the back of my work. We tend to squirt it with a water pistol if it barks too much to get our own back. Maybe a bullet would be better?

It is for sure normal. I know exactly how you feel! I don't like most dogs in general but a barking dog is just over the top for me. it hurts my ears and i just can't take it.

i hear you man... if only ppl werent so dog obsessed. if i had the choice to eat a dog to shut it up i defiantly would. medium rare please with A-1 and a side of potatoes!

maybe not babies though... but i do wish they would shut the fuck up.

wow im probably going to get hate mail now, lol.

Don't waste your time talking to your to your neighbors, it's time for a poison sandwich for that barking POS!

My neighbors dog does this every time I'm outside. When I'm in my yard I try to concealed-carry my air-soft pistol and shoot it in the nose when it stands up with it's filthy flea-infested head over the fence, but there are always people around.

Heck yes that's normal!! That's exactly how I feel when I'm trying to get precious sleep, except that I not only want to kill the dog but kill the owner/s as well.

I totally agree. I don't know about "kill", I just want to wrap my hands around their necks until I hear something crack and I know I won't hear that dreadful noise anymore!

Totally normal. I have several dogs in my 'hood that do the same thing. I also envision killing the dumb dog(s) but I would never actually do it... mainly because of the laws.

OMG! I f**king HATE DOGS! We have about 6 grown mutts in our house. Your sleeping, the dog climbs up next to you and starts scratching you. When you don't get up for that, it (YES, THEY ARE IT'S!) starts yapping VERY LOUDLY right it your ear! And then it whineeeees then it digs it f**king claws into you some more until you finally get up just so it can go outside! They aren't even my dogs, (I disowned my mine and I'm proud of it!) So, kill away! Slaughter every last dog on the planet, starting with ours though, ok?

Barking dogs are making me suicidal! I'm in a seemingly impossible situation. I'm on the big island of Hawaii. My neighbors hate me, typical haole/local thing. They have 3 dogs that bark for hours at a time. Last year I shouted "QUIET!" Next morning windows were bashed in the front room. Police came but no proof so nothing happened. Don't tell me I need to be more in touch with island ways. I didn't just hop off the turnip wagon. Been here 25 years and have local friends. Never a problem until now. I would move in a heartbeat but can't sell the house, (it's complicated) This incessant shrill barking is wearing me down and seriously affecting my health. Inside or out I wear noise suppression headphones. Ears sweaty all day and I'm angry anf fantasize about killing these fucking rodents! I've lost all will to do anything and think about ending it all. What a waste! I've never had such a serious life threatening problem before. The only neighbor close enough to be affected by these damn dogs has the TV on all day and a thick walled house. I don't see any solution. This is a problem all over Hawaii. Most people move, how I wish I could. Aloha my ass. Scratch below the surface and you fing a fucked up island with epidemic car theft and burglaries and meth use.

Kill the owners. Dogs will disappear

Buy some chicken that is past its selling date. Lay it out in the sun for a day or 2. Fill an ice cream bucket 1/2 full of anti freeze, toss in the chicken and leave it sit for a couple days. Now your ready... 2-3,am when the dogs are barking go for a stroll and toss toss the marinated chicken over the fence. The next night there will be no barking.

I've kicked the family dogs so many times, my mom loves to get yappy little ones. To this day I want to drown them.

whats the penalty for killing a dog cause im really thinking about it all due to the fact that i live in a trailer park where all breeds are welcomed even rowielers which will bark from the moment hes let out then brought in. Its not his fault its the owner which inherited the dog from his deceased father but hes got to hear this thing bark and doesnt even attempt to train it or take it out for walks so whats the sence of even keeping it besides keeping the grass short around the tree

I do not want to kill barking dogs but feel like killing barking politicians like Donald Trump or Ted Cruz

Kill the little fuckers. Nah... but I would like to somehow make them physically unable to bark. I love animals but these piece of shit dogs barking down my street right now.. all I want is some fucking fresh air. So I open my window and get a barrage of Ruff ruff ruff. My cat sits on my window ledge taunting them cause she know they can see her, so she winds them up as much as she can. She must find it funny! I even hear the piece of shit owner talking as if he can't hear them barking. I wanna tie the fucker up and force him to listen to a looped recording of a tiger roar at ear damaging volume.

I signed up just to be able to comment...Bulgarian dogs...i wannu kill em.

best post of all time hahahahahaaa Hilarious..."hey!! hey!! hey!!! hey!!!" lool

Oh my my, have I had this shit for 14 years, neighbour has 4 dogs, and the shit goes on for 7 years, then he moves away sells house, YES there is a god, NO THERE IS NOT, another old cantankerous old cunt moves in 4 dogs, oh my fking god, then another house next to them gets a dog, now 3 doors away has one that is left out 24 / 7 and barks and hols, I have a compound bow, would reach and kill them so so sooooooooooo easily, but not the dogs fault, the people who own them are the most selfish bastards on the planet, and I am so sick ot it, been on SSRIs due to it, and the council in the UK are pricks, want you to keep a diary, shit I called them once and they could hear over the phone, what does it take a 357

While eliminating dogs by whatever means necessary would resolve the barking dog nightmare and make the world a much better place, I still feel the need to point out what a dog really is:

A dog is an anti-social neighbor's way of ensuring their peace disturbing ways are continued even when they are not at home. The dog destroying your life is not an accident. It is your neighbor's proxy to do what they want to do. Namely, making other people's lives as crappy as they can without facing any real consequences.

That is what a dog is. A tool for anti-social people to bludgeon the few considerate people in society.

I think "kill" is a bit extreme though I can understand the thought. I had a yappy little next door that used to bark at me every time I went out, I threw ice water in its face a few times then soon that little f****r ran away when it saw me and didnt bark.

All dogs bark. It's the extent to which a dog barks that defines whether or not it's a temporary annoyance, general nuisance or, in the worst cases, a nightmare.

I've owned animals before including dogs, but my experience with a neighbour and their dog has deterred me from ever owning any dog. I have actually had visions of killing their beast - not that I would do such a thing, I just can't take the noise any more.

So in this instance I think your reaction would be perfectly normal. Any persistent barking will stress you out and generally make you less tolerant. This is what happened to me and again, this is perfectly normal. It is a natural, human reaction to extreme stress.

I simply cannot understand or respect a mindset that willfully allows their animal to put people through such enourmess stress. One family member is also ill and needs constant care, and my stress rubs off on them too. I do not like seeing them upset. I hate the neighbour for the problem they have created, a problem so acute you can set your clock by it. I hate the fact almost every other neighbour who owns a dog - and looks after it properly - has to suffer the same shit from the same inconsiderate bastard that's been getting away with it for eons. And yes, the neighbour IS aware of what they are doing.

With regards to recourse I advocate the following:

a) temporary evictions for people who refuse to take responsibility for their problem, one that clearly impacts upon the quality of life for others;
b) changing this to a criminal rather than civil, issue thus giving more stringent powers of arrest and entry.
c) give affected parties better access to anonymous evidence gathering
d) speed up the whole process

My proposed solutions are only for extreme cases. Everyone makes noise, but some people are just plain assholes. An asshole who makes noise in whatever shape or form (including their dog) is a living hell and deserves no quarter. What they do is criminal in my book, and when you have lived near one such neighbour, I think you will appreciate where I am coming from on this issue. These people ONLY co-operate when they are fined, evicted and jailed. Their animal is their problem, not ours, and if they cannot take responsibility for it..for their actions..fuck them.

I'm not an animal lover.I hate big worthless dangerous pit bull dogs.I blew the head off of one of the worthless ba$$tards last year when it tried to attack my wife on the front porch.She really provoked it.She was sitting,drinking coffee,and reading the newspaper.As usual the people across the street said it was sweet and harmless,BULL$HIT.All these dogs are dangerous as hell.One killed a 78 year old lady who was doing her evening exercise walk.She really provoked the damn thing.It almost tore her head off.Some of the men in the neighborhood found it and killed it.In Dade County Florida these dogs are illegal to have or own.Why can't more citys and countys see the danger of allowing these dogs to exist and get rid of the damn things before they kill more little girls and old women.
I enjoyed killing this piece of useless crap.Someone should have done it before I did.The only thing the officer questioned me about was why I kept reloading with double 00 magnum buck shot,magnum load,and continued to shoot the dog ripping it to pieces after it was dead.My answer,it tried to hurt or kill my wife,and I was just plain enjoying myself riding the earth of a useless dangerous animal that you can't milk and it won't lay eggs.

I agree dogs are annoying.

Knowingly harboring a dog that interferes with your neighbor's ability to enjoy his own property is not only an act of hostility - it's illegal. If you're not willing to take the time to socialize your animal to a human demographic, you have absolutely no business keeping it - no business at all. People who insist on harboring barking dogs within earshot of neighbors are, in my opinion, sociopaths - because they feel no empathy for the victims who suffer adverse health affects from the habitual noise of their untrained animals.

The true animal advocate does not use his dog as a weapon to harass neighbors. A dog needs to be part of the family. YOU are his pack - not the other dog(s) you bought him as company so you wouldn't have to do your job. This means (especially if you're in an urban area) you keep him INSIDE with your family the majority of the time, letting him out occasionally to eliminate and for walks YOU take him on. That's right, dog owner - YOU need to take your dog(s) for walks and otherwise give him something to do, because if you don't, he will likely make a nuisance of himself to you and your neighbors.

Human beings communicating inside their houses at normal volume in private, or even in the middle of the night outside in the neighborhood, is not comparable to a dog barking throughout the day or night even behind closed thick walls and doors. The arguments I see above comparing the situations of humans communicating and dogs barking are all spurious ones at best.

When dogs bark it's never quiet. It's loud and disruptive because that's how they intend it to be, and if there are other dogs in the neighborhood, it can set off a chain reaction and a fucking awful barkfest ensues. As someone else wrote, barking doesn't make sense evolutionarily - how would this benefit any organism in the wild? Dogs use barking as a way to say "look at me!" or to say "fuck you" to any movement or sound that they find remotely offensive (in my neighborhood, the offensive is anything).

It's totally normal. Dogs which continuously bark can get quite annoying. Though saying that, I'm a huge dog lover and wouldn't even dare think to hurt one just because they're making a loud noise.
You obviously need to chill and know that dogs will bark sometimes as it's their natural instinct, or they have bad owners which have never trained them properly. It's not their fault!

Are you my brother?

Oh my god I love you, marry me!

You are not alone. Normal, VERY normal!

Recommend Basenji breeds. Never barks at all.

there are some angry people here! seriously just go smoke a bowl or take a shot or a xanax or valium and calm the fuck down. please. or plug in your mp3 player and ignore the annoying noises.

This is the best post ever ! I get that you wouldn't literally kill a barking dog but I've actually thought about killing my neighbors dog day and night this little rat looking fucker barks he just barks and barks and then he gets the other neighborhood dogs all fired up its a bark fest at night its even worse on weekends when I'm trying to sleep in I think what did I ever do to deserve this ! I have spoken to the owners about the little fucker nothing gets done why should I be tormented when I'm paying mortgage on my fucking house dogs tend to live to be 12yrs old depending on the breed am I to put up with that vermin for that many years I'm actually contemplating giving it a large tub of chocolate frosting I know it will get sick but at least it will shut up for about a week I'm at the end of my rope with dogs why do humans treat these flea infested nasty uses its tongue as toilet paper eats it own shit things like they're babies I don't care anymore if its owners won't make it shut up I will PETA and the other animal lovers can kiss my ass

call animal control

because remember.... just because you want to kill the dog doesn't mean you actually will ... and the dog owner just might do the same back.

You might not like my dog. My dog can talk lol

"dog, you don't want my attention"

congrats, trolls. you've just been added to the list and will be dead within 24 hours if not returned. happy hunting.

it is normal but dont actually do it i know exactly how you feel

You say you want to, but I doubt you actually will. There's a difference between the desire to kill and the will to kill. I'm not worried about you at all.

i love you.

This brings back memories of our former neighbours. They had 5 dogs, yes 5!
One was a german shepard looking thing that would often bark at night for nothing. There was also two little white yappy things that were really annoying too. The other two dogs weren't that bad.
Now there was a caravan in our back yard and it was right by the neighbours back fence so whenever I was chillin out in the caravan and the dogs started barking/yapping I could hear them quite well. I was worse when I wanted to sleep out there and the shepard dog would bark at night at god knows what.
In my head I pictured myself giving them a good kick and more ;).

@ smileystevie
Thank you, that's what I'm talking about!

@ DireWolf13
Umm... what? Do you even know what you're talking about?

O_o? You heartless monster, that baby is completely defenseness without a mother... equal right for all animal, only the naives would easily believe that... my ass.

Okay let's imagine something else to get my point, that dog that want to kill a baby is a... German Shepherd. That dog is hard to stop, that's why cops love to have them to catch a bad guy filled with muscle. Which one would you choose to protect this time? Sure a death is inevitable like that situation...

*SIGN* You still don't get it.... there's no point in complaining about something that is out of your control. From the time that I observed what you talking about, what I'm getting is a big picture, that is... you're in a small world, not understand how the way Nature works.

And one more thing, if you're still pay attention to what I'm saying, one of the great misunderstandings in modern society is language. It's like Mark Twain once said, "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." I never said that I'm going to KILL any dog, I just FEEL THE URGE TO.

Oh, and... yeah one more thing, someone once said, "...that human beings prefer their own. If a dog threatens a human infant, even if it requires causing more pain to the dog to stop it, than the dog would have caused to the infant..." I'm skipping the rest of it, which is why I'm asking you... which do you favor, child or dog?

If this is getting hard for you to answer back, then I would suggest you to don't do it. I'm good at debate.

Oh crap, there's ants in kitchen.... yay, it's slam time!

I love all animals but sometimes i REALLY hate dogs they are loud and jumpy but they are smart and beautiful

I also feel the same way you do but not to the extent of killing them.. :P it just bugs me when i'm studying and then they'll just bark like that's their last minute here on earth... ugh! sometimes i want to throw them far away from me but yeah, i stil love them...

Hate dogs...!!! :@

whoever said that dogs should have the freedom to bark whenever they want and blah blah ect, then that means we the freakin people should be able to yell whenever we want to. im notm saying i hate dogs, i hate the constant barking. hear that? no, i guess not, b/c of course someone is going to reply to me and say what a 'meanie' i am and they hate me. get over it. just because you have an opion, people, doesnt mean its right or that i wanna hear it. and author dude, i understand that u just WANT to kill them, and the idiots that said to get help can get over it.

I think its normal, completely haha. if my cat runs up to me and scratches me then runs a way, she knows Ima catch her and hold her up by her throught and fight with her, its the animal kingdom, we are just the top guys ;|

Yes it's normal becaise I feel the same way most of the time.

OMG! I have the exact same problem. It is normal to want to kill the dog. I just hate it when people have a dog and it barks for like 5 minutes straight and the owner is right by the dog and they don't do anything to make the dog shut up! It makes me so mad sometimes.

i love dogs! but if an infant was gonna get mauled to death by one i wouldnt hesitate to kill it.

and dogs are like ppl too they have emotions so treat them right so babies dont get eaten

I never understand people without a sense of discipline continue to adopt and adore dogs... I do believe in and support dog ownership licence law that should be created as a solution to all dog-related problems.

I would never own a dog expect for these that are small and incredibley easy to maintained. Ever.

The only thing I'm killing is this blog, and for the record, I would never kill a FLY, much less a cute little dog

That's horrible! When a dog barks, it means they're either scared or nervous. Would you kill a kid for bothering you because they were scared something was going to happen to them? That's just wrong.

"If I were to go outside and keep yelling "Hey! Hey!! Hey!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!!" over and over again, the police would soon come and they would arrest me and take me to jail. But if a dog barks, it can usually get away with barking as long as it desires."

Yes because there's no difference between a dog and a human -_- dumbass

Wow, it's a dog. dogs dark. get over it psycho. I mean would you wanna kill a crying baby? to me it's the something. Well not really, cuz i respect animals more then shitty humans. =) but still. If its gets on your nerves that bad maybe you should call the cops and start complaining about the dogs. that's what people do around here.

I EAT DOGS :D

Say away from my dog, and move to an island

ASHOLE!!!!!!!!!

You either have some serious anger issues that will become big trouble in the future, or you are a borderline serial killer. Seriously, you need to see a therapist right away. I am not joking. Do not take this lightly. SERIOUSLY. You need help.

and I'm sure they want to kill you too.

Yes, it can be annoying at times but it shouldn't bother you that much. You should seek help.

I have to keep saying this! WHAT THE... augh ill just calm down..... why are there so many animal abusers in this world? how would you feel if you were this little excited dog, then all of a sudden a creeper comes over to you with a knife and stabs you?

This is NOT normal! you can't just kill your problems away just tell a persons whose dog is barking to make it be quite. I wouldn't go and kill you if you started yelling i would tell you to shut up

I know, I hate them like eldery rabbits.

Lmao, you saying you want to kill a dog for barking, is like me saying I want to kill people for talking. It's all they know. Get over it.

I WANT TO SHOOT DOG BARK HATERS IN THE HEAD. THEY AREN'T HUMAN ANYWAY AND IT WOULD MAKE ROOM FOR MORE DOGS.

Your telling me that you have urges to kill poor, innocent creatures that were put on this earth to be 'man's best friend'? What kind of person are yoou!!?? You make me sick! To think anyone could think of hurting something so cute and lovable.

Yeah, so wanting to kill dogs for barking is pretty mental, however,

Children who won't stop crying.....

thats a different story >:)

any one of those dogs is worth more than you so eat the bullet yourself and do the world a favor.

OMG Dogs are made to bark! What gud is a bark-less dog? What you need is a dumb dog who sleeps, eats and messes in your room lol!

I love dogs, Their barks do sometimes, expecially if its high pitched like those rat dogs! :O But I would never want to kill them Sickoo (N)

You. Have zero tolerance. Try being patient.

Ummm, please don't ACTUALLY go out and kill a dog. God, maybe you should buy some earplugs or get a life instead of sitting there obsessing about some poor dog.

while i agree that barking dogs are annoying, they also can warn you of robbers. i also think that if you're posting this here and some day you end up hurting a dog, this can be used against you. so it's better to think before you post.

jeez, get over it. there just being dogs. lol. the most you can do is talk to the owner, but most of the time they dont even do anything about it. its not worth getting in trouble over doing something yourself.

And there are plenty worse things in life than barking dogs.
Its just one minor annoyance you have to just live with.

Omg! Thats so cruel! Everything has a right to live! Except you, for saying that they have no right to live! This is so mean!! I HATE YOU!

What is everyone here- 90 year old pussies? "Oh dogs are soo dirty, the hair, the noise, oh my god, i wanna shoot them...Look at the facts i have, i can get a dog bite, oh noo help hospital!!!" blah blah blah

Lol, my husky hops on my bed becuase he's considered a member of the family, we've had him for 6 years and he is like a friend =) they have personalities and are very funny at times, dogs like to keep people company and are aswell very smart.

If you take good care of a dog, like washing, grooming, and potty train from the Get-go you'll have no problem what so ever...Oh and as for the main poster to this thread, I'm sure you are an animal abuser....Maybe see some counseling, or anger management would be suffice

I used to love dogs. Now I fucking hate them. I used to love every animal. But dog's constant fucking barking drives me nuts and it makes me fantasize vividly about killing them. (Before anyone starts getting their panties in a bunch over this, I won't. I don't pay for murder on an animal, and I'm not going to do it myself either.) The selfish barking of dogs made me even dislike every other animal, because now I see childishness, selfishness, aggression, jealousy, all the negative traits normally given to humans, in all of them. They ruined my positive view of animals in general. That's how much I hate their fucking barking!!!!
So, yeah I completely understand you.

I would kill the dog(s) I would take a shotgun and splatter each and every dog head that constantly barks for over 2 minutes 3 days in a row. I wouldn't feel bad. I lost my job and am homeless, I got allowed to stay in a shed for the time being and they have 5 fucking dogs 4 of which are ankle biter wiener dogs that the behavior and look of them alone makes me want to start blasting them and stomping on there heads, but oh god the barking is so terrible I can't even explain how annoying it is. This shed has no insulation practically and the walls are sheets of plywood. One of them does it just to spite me and I have tested it and come to the conclusion that is in fact the case, If I breath the wrong way it barks, if I step outside it barks before I am even in LoS, It never shuts up all night and when I scream at it, it will bark immediately after I stop and keep doing that over and over like its saying "haha f u". The little shit ran up to me one day acting like its the baddest thug in town and acted like it would have bit me (god knows I was wishing it bit me so I could have picked it up and snapped its neck and slammed its head into the ground over and over until its brain poured out its ears.) unfortunately there was a little thin wire fence in between. I jumped at it and the pussy ran back. When I get my own property i'm going to post signs up that warns any pos dog seen on my land is getting shot on sight. This is out of the pure spite now. Were at war.

I think it's normal to be infuriated by dog's barking. You'd nearly want to do almost anything to shut that damn barking up, if their lazy as hell owners don't want to do a thing about it. My roommate has two dogs, one of which is mid-large sized and she has a tendency to go berserk over nearly any noise around the apartment or so much see another person outside who isn't even knocking on our door or intending to come into our apartment.

And they're full fucking scaled barks too. She's inside 95% of the time, too, only going out when it's bathroom break. There'll be nights, where everything is fairly quiet. She thinks she hears a sound - full scale, sharp and loud sudden bark. It literally makes me jump in surprise even though my door is closed and I have headphones on when not playing anything. Just full volume nonsense and I fucking hate it. It's no wonder I go to where she is to give her a sharp bap on the nose.

I don't want to murder her into a bloody pulp in any way, but that doesn't mean that the temptation sometimes isn't thought of. The least I've done is bap her snout and she maybe gets the hint for a good 5 minutes before she's at it again at another random point. My roommate resorts to using soft words and orders to try to get her to stop, but they don't work a lot of the time because it's soft-spoken commands that just are ignored.

Fucking hell, can't wait in the future to move out one day and hopefully be away from barking altogether. Barking in general just ruins nearly everything.

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I just happen to live in a mostly Hispanic community, and many believe that barking dogs make good security. The problem is that there are enough barking dogs that it causes all the other barking dogs within earshot to start barking too. Thus the entire neighborhood of dogs begins to bark when anything happens. We can't walk anywhere without them barking up a storm. If I fart or belch loudly, I kid you not, the closest dog to me starts to bark. It's too much, and wish it would end. It's enough to cause property values to go down. But the cheap rent isn't so bad. Maybe there is a method to their madness. But the roosters can be almost as bad all hours of the night.

Whenever a dog barks in my neighborhood there's this one guy who keeps screaming: SHUT UP! KEEP YOUR DOG INSIDE YOUR HOME. IM GETTING CRAZY!
This guy is seriously ****ed in the head. No, it's not normal to have this type of reaction when a dog is barking. Dogs bark at other dogs, it's normal. What is not normal is screaming from a mile away how much you hate dogs. The guy's screaming is even worse than the dog barking. ****ing psychopaths in the world.

Little yappie dogs are the worst!!! And you are absolutely correct; it would not be ok for a human to yell over the fence "wake up, wake up, wake up" we would soon be arrested.

I have on a few occasions opened a neighbors gate an let the dogs run off. I know how horrible that is but I don't care, not sitting in my home listening to that crap. we all have the right to enjoy our properties.

I had one neighbor absolutely lose his shit cause he couldn't stand my bassy music. Thing was I only put it on when his dog was barking so I did not have to listen to it. Crazy dude thought it was ok to let his dog bark on an off all day an night, but I was not allowed to make a sound :)
One other neighbor, I would go to the fence and yell "shut up, shut up, shut up" when his dog barked, this neighbor rang the cops on me lol, they did nothing so I kept doing it. His silly wife ended up getting sick of me yelling and shut the dog up.

Some people just need a taste of there own medicine before they understand why you are so upset. Everyone has some sort of sound that gets to them, old pensioners with yappy dogs tend not to notice the pitch of little dogs barking but the sound of a motorbike or rap music sends them insane, so just test a few things and see how they like it.

It is SO rude when pet owners allow dogs to bark. I don't understand the mentality behind it. If you have a dog that barks, and it's extremely important to you, fix the problem. It's your responsibility. You can move to a rural area, train your dog, buy a collar that teaches it not to bark, or get surgery for your dog. If you're not going to take responsibility for your pet you shouldn't have one! At any rate, please don't kill anyone's pet. Notify the owner that you can hear the dog barking. (I had a neighbor once who let her dog yip *all day and would wake up my newborn, but it would stop once she let it out of it's kennel.) Otherwise notify police etc. I hope this works for you and totally understand your frustrations

Barking sound really irritates me! I love my cousin's dog so much, because she never barks.

Very Edgy. Do you happen to wear a fedora?

DON'T Kill THE Dog... I Have A SOLUTION!!

Just get an ULTRASONIC Barking Device from http://www.antibarkingdevice.com

Humans cannot hear it and it is powerful enough to work on your neighbors dogs.

I used it last year and the dogs still dont bark. give it a try, it is only $16.

hey, its not normal.... and those of you vote it for normal... go to the mental hospital because killing someone or something isnt a normal thing to do

I don't hate dogs but I hate untrained dogs, the ones who keep barking non-stop whenever there are passers by, as if the world has taken away its dog toys. beearch was right about irresponsible owners are as stupid as their dogs, they pretend nothing happened even their dogs have disturbed neighbors. I feel like feeding the stupid dog with chocolate or splash it with acid.

Get some high quality ear protectors.

You have a point BUT you should want to KILL the HUMAN. That's the problem. If you take out the dog (cruel, no!), that MORON HUMAN will just get another one and you'll be stuck with perpetual noise, stress, and violence. Do you understand? You're suffering due to living in a a neighborhood that is lacking of considerate humans. Must be lawless there.

Short and sweet
Your fucked up !!!! To wanna kill any animal , sounds like you have mental problems !!! And god will punish you !!!

wistfulmaiden- You are so stupid you don't harm or anything like that to an animals you jerk. The dog is just being a dog if you don't like it move to Antarctica then you can be away from dogs and humans because you don't deserve to be around either of them...... Sorry it may seem harsh but its true!

NO, YOU NEVER HARM DOGS, CATS, ETC. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON WHO WILL ROT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IF YOU EVER HURT A DOG YOU BUTT-WIPE!!!SHOOTING A DOG IS NO DIFFERENT THEN SHOOTING A HUMAN BEING. If you shoot a dog then I should have the right to shoot you in the head 10 times then go over to you and repeatably step on your head till your nothing but something that looks like puke on the side of a rode. Then ill take some gasoline poor it over what is left of your body and take a match and light you on fire, then walk away...... like nothing happened. :)

Deal with it.

Humans talk all the time, should we kill them too?

Wtf???!!!!! Are you guys fucking stupid if you want to kill a dog for barking you must have mental problems to want to kill a dog for barking I guess you would do the same for babies while they cry you just gonna fucking shoot them in the head some people in this world are just fucked up in the head

I love animals more than people, and when I hear a baby screaming (especially a boy), I want to seriously hurt him!

its just that you want to assert your dominance
its a shame really the law works against nature....
it (the law) will be overwhelmed should be
dogs are the worst its no wonder they teams up with humans since forever
i say kill it and live free for once in your life then kill who ever has a problem next just keep killing and advoiding cops as long as you stay away from killing cops you should be able to continue ur killings(gta4 :P)

When I hear dogs bark, I wanna give the owners a thorough chewing out.

I have a dog who constantly barks, and my dad thinks its cute. This is why I recommend you invest in a cat.

You're a little bit psycho - have you heard that before?

well dont you know humans trained dogs to bark by selectively breeding the ones that barked, these are domesticated dogs that have the wild howling bred out of them and instead have a bark. little did we know we humans would be jammed together like sardines and barking is not really a pleasant sound to hear, I have a dingo and it doesnt bark, so happy! He just whimpers and howls, so nice not to hear an abrupt bark to wake me from my sleep. But humans liked the bark because it was good for security. The only thing about the dingo people think he is being tortured when he is communicating, because it sounds like he is hurt, lol. But he's just trying to tell you he wants to come inside...

it just occurred to me, as i sit hear listening to the idiot dog owned by an idiot owner(why people do not need a license to own a dog, i do not know)that if you kill the dog, you dont have to read from all these bleeding hearts who think lassie would not eat them if trapped on an island.

Dogs might be really annoying and i fucking hate when they bark but you need to calm down a bit.i laughed my ass of at the hey hey hey hey part and i can totally say i have think the same :DD

I'd rather kill the owner. -_-

Sadly, The problem 100% of the time with barking dogs is the dogs owner. Most dog owners do not have a clue about training a dog, they confuse performing cute tricks and playing fetch with proper training. Most just want something to control. Its always all about them.

I love dogs, but all the "Toy" dogs needs to be eliminated from the face of the Earth.

@budthewise if you don't like people don't kill them cuz you can be charge of manslaughter or murder then you will get lock up in a jail full of mexicans and black that they'll make you their bitch, because I am imagining you as a skinny white stupid kid and yeah they'll take advantage of you and rape you until your butt hole hurts that you want to die, so I'll just suggest to move to a different location and live your life happy

lol this funny shit too xD u jealous on the dog?

LOL

Well inever heard of a situation like this, but ican give u some advice.For example u could try doing something else 2 distract u from even thinking about killing the dog.Listening 2 ur favorite music mite help.So just give it a try n take my advice.

*HOPE MY ADVICE WORKED*

Man you don't know the half of it. I have 3 chihuahuas that bark if you even close a door slightly hard.

Hey, it's just the way you roll.

She just needs to keep it to a minimum, bark once or twice, not for an hour. Or usually she uses a mean growl.

I think you are a positive person. Positive.

those dogs are the ones that you really need to take to the vet to cut their balls

Took a walk one day and a palmeranian yapped its face off about chest level to me on a leash chasing me to the edge of the edge of its yard, wanted to kill it obviously, showed my teeth, growled and figured it would get its own someday for being so dumb. It continued to back after I walked 3 blocks away.

Yah i think you are toatly norm but then again....I cant wait sometimes for the dog to come and get me! HA HA! I go on walks sometimes in this area of town that is almost farm like but still within city limits and I've had dogs sneak up on me with my headphones on and start barking and going mad and then the adrenalin kicks in waiting for the day the dog attacks. I'm going to grab that mother by the jaws and force them the oposite direction yah! i'm getting a rush thinking about it again, oh yah! I will get you dog! Boyfriend scrams in the silence of the night about the neighbors dogs not having a leash and pooing by his Honda and almost steaping in it. A neighbor over yonder has about 10 dogs from the sounds of it, must be all locked up cause he comes out and hollers at them to shut it, so whats the point of having them? I have a family farm and the dog runs around and doesnt bark cause its loved :-)and hes fixed too :-(

I don't want to kill it, I just want to give it a good kick.

Why did you get a dog if you couldn't handle it and didn't want a pet? Would you get a car and not learn to drive it or care for it?
Why didn't you give it to the Humane Society where it might have a chance instead of murdering it?? Is that your MO in life, if it's a challenge or annoying and requires too much effort you just kill it so you don't have to deal with it??
Dogs have the potential to be good companions to humans and their behavior is a direct reflection of their owner. It's the people who are too stupid and lazy to learn how to care for a dog before they get one that are the problem, not the dogs. My dogs don't have fleas because I give them medicine, don't bark more than a few times because I don't allow them to because I care about my neighbors peace of mind and I read books and watch programs to help me be a better owner. And by the way dogs do communicate, it's just more subtly with body language, can you understand the concept? You stated that dogs are stupid and can't communicate then you say that they take advantage of humans, which implies a higher level of thinking, so which is it?
I do think that there should be stricter laws about who can own a dog and about personal responsibility and liability of the owners to protect people and also so someone like you dosn't get their hands on a dog. Is it normal that I think the world would be better off without ignorant, lazy people like you that seem to be becoming the majority?

me too dude i one time went home. For 3 hours the dame dog barked.So i went to the gate and kick the dog.(Sorry to the owner of that dog)

i used to live in a place with a strict no-pets policy. there are people like you. most people don't want to offend anybody. the dog barks all the time and the place smells awful. nobody would say that.

My runs round and round and round in circles barking at thin air. Crazy b**ch if you ask me!

I think we need Cesar Millan in here. Now!!!! xD

All I can say if that someone (like you) shot my dog, I would without a doubt dismember you while your heart still beats. Have you watch as I take that from you which I deemed you do not deserve. So, in conclusion, I hope you do go kill that barking dog that has you annoyed, just like I hope the owner has sadistic urges.

So, how am i supposed to train my dog that barks are cars, horns, other dogs, the mail man, dogs, bird, cats, lions, bears, horses, on tv. He listens to everything else and is a very good dog, don't you dare attack me cause this fog fucking barks...it isn't a training issue you dip shits, it is the type of dog, some dogs just bark and mine is one, not because I neglect him or he is poorly trained...WOW lets blame the owner you people who make this state are ignorant.

Your a freak

Wow, Mexicans keepibng dogs. Sure saves buying a freezer to keep food fresh.

I know what you mean but if, little dogs are barking I find it cute!

Dogs cant communicate like humans can, therefore, they can only use barking/growling sounds and body language to communicate with others. If you actually pay attention to the tone of your dog's bark, you can understand better what hes actually barking at. Some tones, indicate happiness and affection, others indicate fear, while deep barking and growling mean anger, and hatred. There are MANY different tones of a dog's bark, so you could practically figure out your dog's emotions just through their barking.

A dog barks to protect owners, or warn of someone coming, they dont neccessarily know if an ice cream truck is good or bad.. Or if a robber is good or bad. They just want to let the owner know "Someone is coming" Do you yell "Hey!!" to protect owners? Or warn people? Maybe you should try taking it up with the owner. Ask them to keep their dogs quiet. I've taught my dog, sirens are a good thing. And knocks on the door she can bark at, just incase.

Dogs arent stupid. They bark to warn off strangers, to alert you of danger.
Can they be annoying? Yes, but thats NO reason to want to kill them.