I want to get fucked

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But i have no one to do it...
I occasionally overhear some people saying i could be reasonably attractive if i took care of myself a little better, so i know i'm not completely ugly, so i don't really have that to worry about. But honestly i don't know how the fuck relationships work like how do you do that? I don't think small talk is going to get me anywhere i'd like to be,i don't know what to say and i'm more worried about either embarrassing myself or starting something unwelcomed.
And if i'm completely honest i just want to satisfy an exceptionally potent desire. Any suggestions?

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Based on 55 votes (53 yes)

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lonewolf1253

6 years ago

Hire an escort to show you the ropes. In all honesty, I don't see how anyone can answer your question. Learn to socialize and ask a girl out. The rest should follow.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  yes but how do you ask a girl out?
  
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  - lonewolf1253
    
    6 years ago
    
    With your mouth. Only you can work up the nerve to do it. Obviously, you have to do it yourself. It's that or your hand buddy. Take your pick. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
    
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grungeislife

6 years ago

Honestly 90% of the time girls just don't care about looks and they want a confident guy who will talk to them and who's interesting, all you really gotta do is grow some balls and just go up to a girl and talk... just think of it as talking to a guy but you each got something each other wants if you catch my drift

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- nikkiclaire
  
  6 years ago
  
  This is actually good advice. Most guys look horrible anyway. It's the personality and penis much more than looks.
  
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  - Checkmate_King
    
    6 years ago
    
    And a fat wallet and fast car ....
    
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    - nikkiclaire
      
      6 years ago
      
      Nope. A ford f-150 and I really couldn't care less what is in your wallet. I am not a money whore.
      
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      - Checkmate_King
        
        6 years ago
        
        Honest woman found at last
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  That's actually the most useful reply i have seen out of all the times anyone has asked this question.
  
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Pinkslut

6 years ago

175 pounds

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  ~130 lbs Thin as a stick, possibly underweight.
  
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randypete

6 years ago

Are you a guy and gay

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  One is true. The other is false
  
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Nickvey

6 years ago

are you a guy without money you can bait women with drugs and fuck them up the ass. well, most of them anyway. just be the bad boy, they like that.

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- nikkiclaire
  
  6 years ago
  
  There is nothing better than coming to with a random dick up my ass.
  
  It's also acceptable to approach women in dark parking lots and show your affection by sniffing their ass and dry humping their legs.
  
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  - Nickvey
    
    6 years ago
    
    i was giving real advice. your advice is just creepy.
    
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- glitterpains
  
  6 years ago
  
  no, your advice is creepy. What you said was super rapey. I'm pretty sure she was being sarcastic... Drugging someone and "fucking them in the ass" cosby is not being a bad boy. It's being a rapist.
  
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  - Nickvey
    
    6 years ago
    
    No woman that trades drugs for sex raped stupid fuck. it just means they enjoy drugs more than fucking and thats most women. how could you be so dumb.
    
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    - glitterpains
      
      6 years ago
      
      I'm not dumb. Probably why I don't do drugs.
      
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        6 years ago
        
        you think trading drugs for sex is rape , its prostitution but not rape, thats why you are dumb
        
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californiabob

5 years ago

You want to get fucked well so do I whats your number, I'll be glad to help you out.

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Tdrums17

6 years ago

Get a haircut. Dress up a little, but in your style. Just a nice plain coat over plain t-shirts with some color, dark plain tennis shoes or boots. Jeans. Develop some confidence in who you are and take that somewhere! At the end of the day all you got is yourself, so make yourself the man you want to be and the woman you’re meant for will come.

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Nickvey

6 years ago

too get laid today you must have cash to blow on them or supply them with drugs. nice poor guys are a dime a dozen. they are all wanting the bad ass. so you buy prescription drugs from the one you are fucking and trade up for sex to the one you will be fucking. dont feel guilty she fucked the doctor to get the drugs in the first place.

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glitterpains

6 years ago

Don't hire a whore. Thats how you get diseases or arrested. Try tinder. Put on there what you're looking for and be honest. You're likely to find someone easily that way. Also as far as dating goes I've dated some pretty unattractive guys because they made me laugh and were sweet. Girls aren't really that shallow and I know alot of gorgeous women that have terrible looking boyfriends and they love them so much. So if it's a relationship you're after dont be the bad boy be the good guy that'll take care of a girl (not money but physically)and I think you'll find one. The older women get the less we care about looks. I dont mean real old but once we hit around 25 haha

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ca

6 years ago

Just be honest ask us what we want and tell us what you're wanting you might be get slapped or you maybe get it lucky that is

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mc-nede

6 years ago

or try eharmony.com

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mc-nede

6 years ago

why not go to a bar @ night

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Dustyair

6 years ago

NO MONEY NO HONEY !

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youre

6 years ago

who are you.? i think your are aguy or a girl has no fucking life keep posting a fake storie some time a girl and sometimes as a guy

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  6 years ago
  
  Hate to break it to you but that describes almost everyone on here.
  
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Bonelessbananas69

6 years ago

That's very normal. Get yourself some sex toys until you can find the right person. Just be aware of your safety.

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Checkmate_King

6 years ago

Crack ho's should be easy to find -- they're everywhere. Most will do ya for five or ten bucks too. Use about 10 condoms though or just have her blow ya.

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McBean

6 years ago

Wank.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  You think i haven't done that yet?
  
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  - Bazinga
    
    6 years ago
    
    Well then be resourceful, hire a whore. Can't afford one? Buy a blowup doll. Still lonely? Search YouTube.com for how to pick up girls. Still no luck? Brush your teeth.
    
    I mean what the fuck? You're having the same problem that 99% of all guys have. Why should we help you? You are competition.
    
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