I want to fuck my snowman.

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Like everybody else here on the east coast I've been snowed in all day. So I built this snow creature out in the woods near my house. The top of it looks like a normal snowman. But the large base of it is formed into a huge pair of female buttocks. I just came from checking on this thing and saw that the big female ass cheeks have frozen over nice and smooth. Sculpted by the cold wind I think. So now it looks like a woman's fat round ass. My wife is snowed in up in Rhode Island and can't get back home for a couple more days. I'm lonely and very horny. I want to do something wild but safe. So I'm thinking about going out there, put my hard cock in a wool sock and have anal sex with my snowman. Look, you're more than likely snowed in tonight like me. And bored. So on a night like this doing something wild and crazy is normal, right?

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  • EccentricWeird
    8 years ago

    I now regret my troll stories even from 10 years ago. It's not funny anymore. It was never funny. Forgive me, forum gods...

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    • charli.m's_Relentless_Period
      8 years ago

      Some people call a snowman a Canadian prostitute. But, I think this is unfair. Strip joints in Canada are good. Especially the ones in Montreal.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    You've never heard of appendages having to be amputated because of frostbite?

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  • TGS.the.chronic.liar
    8 years ago

    Don't use the wool sock. Go au naturale on that snowman. Should be similar to a dead Eskimo or the abominable snowman.

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  • DavefromAutoglass
    8 years ago

    I think you should refer to your sculpted other half as a "Snowwoman", you white cis male scum!

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  • PeacefulThinking
    8 years ago

    id be afraid of my dick freezing off. You have the balls to do it now, but what if you lost them in the process?

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  • Blade884
    8 years ago

    I'm actually interested in what frozen cum would look like....

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  • pigtiger37
    8 years ago

    it is kinda normal , have you watched do you wanna fxxk snowman? the youtuber think the same.

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  • andreth
    8 years ago

    I would use some antifreeze as lubricant.

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  • yu-gi-ohChampion25
    8 years ago

    bad idea

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  • muh-fuh
    8 years ago

    I'm sweating my balls off here.

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  • yourdeepestshame
    8 years ago

    Ow.

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  • Bake34
    8 years ago

    No no no don't do it raw. Think about a wet tongue on frozen pole. I'm a chic btw. Go for it dude! Lol

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    By 'snowman' do you mean a frigid piece of ass?

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    • skilful_soldier3
      8 years ago

      You bravely sail the seven basements with your blow up doll 42 years your junior.

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