I want to finger my best mate

I'm going to give my friend her Christmas present and she is a bisexual and I'm starting to think that I am and when I see her I really wanna kiss her and everything so when I next see her inreally wanna finger her but idk if she wants to so Idk what to do, I don't know if she even would let me, what should I say and what should I do and also if we did I would be scared someone would find out

It is a good idea 55
It isn't a good idea 22
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  • shuggy-chan

    Karate chop her vagina, then say, "next time imma do it with no pants on

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    • pastor_of_muppets

      Tis i, the spreader of knowledge.
      Next time you are given to opportunity to tell someone to karate chop the aforementioned vagina, here are some terminology you can use.

      Depending on the angle of the vagina in relation to both your chopping angle and the positioning of your feet and body:

      Shuto utchi
      Seiryuto utchi
      Haito utchi
      Haishu utchi

      Also, you could say:

      Ippon nukite utchi (one pointed finger punch)
      If you are feeling frisky:
      Nukite utchi (your hand is open and the strike is with the tips of fingers 2,3,4,5

      Or.. if you hate her:

      Atama utchi. (a stern headbutt)

      Now you share some of my knowledge, shuggy-chan san.

      Hajime

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    • RoseIsabella

      You always know just what say, Shuggy San.

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  • SpencerDiLaurenta

    K, so, No is the correct answer to this.
    If you have the ask the question, it's a safe bet that it's the wrong thing to do.

    How would you feel if someone you were not attracted you just came up and shoved some fingers up ya.
    It would not be pleasant.

    Let her know you have feelings for her, or just try to kiss her.
    Either way, it's not considered assault and you can't get arrested...so that's a good thing.

    Try to be less extreme.
    Think, normal person.
    Instead of rapist.
    Good luck!

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  • eastbeast

    Do it and post pics or it didn't happen.

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