I want to eat things that are not food

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Sometimes when I am tired, and a bit hungry, I will have these split-second imaginings of eating random things in the vicinity. By "eating" I don't mean cutting up and chewing; I just mean popping them in my mouth, or slurping them up like a vacuum.

I recently imagined slurping up the cursive letters on a street sign like spaghetti. A few seconds ago I looked down at my cat curled up asleep, and she looked so cute and lumpy I wanted to gulp her up like a muffin. Just to name two examples. Others include pencils, books, soda bottles, small children, light-bulbs, birds out the window, and paper money.

Thoughts?

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  • pixie44
    8 years ago

    I thought this was going to be a post about pica.. lol.
    Everyone has little weird things they do.
    Just please don't actually eat your cat. haha

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    • NobodyKnows
      8 years ago

      I'll try but it's hard to resist. When she moves she reminds me of butter and when she's stationary she looks like a pastry.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

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  • Cymbalism
    8 years ago

    I can't say I've experienced that feeling, but it sounds like a harmless little quirk, so enjoy pretending to slurp things as much as you like. :)

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  • Neuro42
    8 years ago

    HAHAHAHA, That's the best thing EVER

    "I could really go for a small child right now. OOH, I bet he'd go well with a side of lightbulbs, and topped with a pinch of pencils. And some soda bottles to wash it all down." :D

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  • too_lala_4u
    8 years ago

    Gross .

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  • Morgen0102
    8 years ago

    Cool

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    * church lady voice*well isn't that... Special!
    Seriously I have no idea about this, I'm probably not normal?

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago

    Fuck y'all.

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago

    I hope you don't date unless you have falce teeth!!!

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  • abnormalalien
    8 years ago

    well... i guess you're imaginative.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Yuck!

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago

    I almost died laughing when you said "small children" lol

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