I want to eat myself ☺ ...

OK , BEFORE YOU START IMAGINING A SICK MASOCHIST / SELF HURTING DAMAGED FELLOW .
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i'm im talking about the " LAB CULTURED FLESH " , I wouldn't even dream of hurting the cute & awesome me .
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i've always ( for the pat 2 years )wanted to know what a fine cooked me tastes like
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if i am able to culture my flesh , without any hesitation i would cook it and eat it .
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i'm good at cooking too . so i wont let myself go to waste
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P.S. NOT EVEN IN MY DREAMS , I WANT TO EAT OTHERS . ( just clearing that out )

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  • jr__

    Ew "lab cultured flesh"

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  • THEKNOWLEDGE

    Let's have lunch, you sound great!

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  • notrea11y

    If anyone was wondering why the police are so "militant" lately, read the above post.

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  • inconstant-delirious

    I get your point. And even though it is in fact 'extrange' I am very curious about how do humans (even myself) taste like.

    There was a video made by VSAUCE on YouTube about why do unfamiliar meat taste like chicken for us humans. And they kind of talk about human flesh and how it may taste.

    I don't think this is wrong or weird, since you want to eat cultured animal cells (the 'weird' thing is that you want human cells and even your own cells)

    At the end of the day, flesh is flesh. Is just humans with their 'irrational' 'protectionist' moral that make it taboo. You are not weird, you are curious. And that's okay. We have all wondered how other meats may taste like (but not everyone admits it)

    If you can culture your flesh and cook it, tell us how it tastes. I'm curious too.

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  • bryanbryan

    I don't think what you're wanting is really considered normal. Although, technically, if you are just eating lab cultured human flesh I can't see that theres anything wrong with that specifically. I don't know anything about how to culture human flesh in a lab so I don't know if there are other things to be concerned about on a biological level. But I think that if you're interested in eating human flesh, regardless of the source, and even if the source is technically a source within the law, I think that you might want to consult a person trained to be familiar with that desire and who can offer you ideas about how you might handle that desire in ways that keep you safe from the risks of the transfer of disease from one person to another by consuming human flesh, and keeps you safe from, well, keeps you safe from those with torches and pitchforks who might show up in very real, albeit probably metaphorical, ways. There are real reasons why its best to get your protien from other species. Carefully look for and choose a professional who will understand, really understand, whats up with you and who can help you develop tastes for things in the grocery store. If nothing else, it will be a lot easier to do the weekly grocery shopping then having to schlep to Kroger for milk, eggs, bannas and lemons, then having to drive over to the farmers market for some fresh garlic and whatever is the latest veggie craze of the day, then run by the lab and carve off a slab of petri-dish human flesh so you've got something to throw on the grill for tonights little get together you're throwing. And besides, you'll have to pester people to give you a few of their cells scraped off some part of their body every now and again so you can have a variety. What if you just can't get enough of Ramon in the shipping department's back of the neck cells? And he comes down with a rash. And you were all ready for some musty ramon lab grown neck flesh tenders. Where's Betty Crocker when you need her? And dont get the Jolly Green Giant all bothered and upset, lord knows he's on edge as it is with all this monsanto genetically modified food thats just good food for you they say, but still you have to pay and pay and pay them for the seeds to plant a new crop each year...they say its cause the seeds are their intellectual property and they want money money money for all that gene splicin' and green gripin' they do. Yeah, Jolly Green is on edge, why get Ramon all worried too?

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    • ThingOne

      Do you hole?

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  • IndianaRose

    My mother is a chef. I asked her a couple years ago what do people taste like she told me we would taste like pork because her friend ate a person before.

    No its not as crazy as it sounds. A kebab shop started selling human meat instead of lamb or chicken n he bought a kebab from them he told me it was the best meat he ever had
    So we must taste delicious lol

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  • charli.m's_Period

    Go to Africa, and be a cannibal.

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    • strapp

      stupid motherf***** , i said i don't want to eat others . and if you think ppl in Africa are cannibals . you are fro middle eastern era . or worse .

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      • charli.m's_Period

        People in western Africa eat each other quite often. Before combat, they will murder a small child and eat his heart for bravery in battle. Actually, the ritual itself desensitizes them for savagery.

        You might like to watch. ☺ But, I think it's totally sick.

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