I want to eat an animal that doesn't exist.

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I really want to eat an animal that doesn't exist, like a unicorn or a griffin or some other non-existent animal because i think it would taste awesome!

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago

    :O Not a unicorn! :(

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    • I'mNotACop
      9 years ago

      EXACTLY what I was thinking.

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  • rin
    12 years ago

    I'm sure some people would love to eat Rainbow Dash.

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    • 1marcelfilms
      12 years ago

      I lol'd

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    • Sidekickz
      12 years ago

      Skittels

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    • DolphinAngel
      12 years ago

      Maybe fuck her on a silver dinner tray =P

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  • shuggy-chan
    12 years ago

    Well one of this days imma catch the ever elusive "Yumazing" but fuck you guys, im not sharing any!!!! so back off

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    I think a vegetable lamb (lambplant) might be quite tasty.

    Unicorns are to beautiful to eat and it's a taboo to drink their blood!

    I think a hydra would be too toxic to eat.

    A sea serpent could feed allot of people. Which makes me wonder what dinosaurs would've tasted like!

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  • Ono
    12 years ago

    You can actually buy cans of unicorn meat on the Internet.

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      12 years ago

      It's not edible meat though - it's just a plushy from Think Geek.

      but it's pretty cool looking though.

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    • Avant-Garde
      12 years ago

      Yeah, I think it's Swedish:)

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  • Dozis
    12 years ago

    Weirdest animal I ever eaten is...
    A tiger. Seriously I ate a tiger's flesh. It was.. sesty.

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    • rin
      12 years ago

      Tiger blood makes you all-powerful.

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      • Avant-Garde
        12 years ago

        And a warlock too!

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  • Morgen0102
    8 years ago

    I've thought of the same thing

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  • I'mNotACop
    9 years ago

    Yeah,because I want to see a Unicorn dance to Britney Spears.

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  • DarkAngel212
    12 years ago

    How about a phoenix? Its already cooked. Ahahahahaha. Ok I'll just be leaving now *slinks away*

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  • xXScYtHeXx
    12 years ago

    I bet pikachu is delicious..

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    • tertater
      12 years ago

      Eww
      You want to eat a mouse?

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  • SilverJayeWolf
    12 years ago

    Can't say that's ever come to my mind, but DAMN that would be awesome.

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    Man, an Ursadon sound pretty tasty right about now!
    It aint worth the fuel to go to Braxis for it though.

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  • JesusJayJones
    12 years ago

    I want to eat a Jackalope, they look edible!

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  • foxbox
    12 years ago

    yes it's normal i ate a unicorn with a dildo for a horn and it tasted like chicken sex with lips

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  • grabacontroller
    12 years ago

    How about an alien from Pluto?

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  • iEnjoyLickingToes
    12 years ago

    Eat your toejam.

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