I want to die by nuke

Over the past few years I've grown this interest in dying by a nuclear bomb or being ripped apart by a black hole. I'm not suicidal, I'm just saying, when my time comes, I think this wouldn't be such a bad way to go. I imagine either of them would be quick and relatively painless deaths. Not just by black hole, but any death in space would be epic and much more interesting than getting weaker year by year until some disease inevitably kills you.

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45% Normal
Based on 40 votes (18 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • Might wanna look up what actually happens in a black hole. I'm no expert, but getting stretched into human spaghetti doesn't sound enjoyable.

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    • NormBreadstick

      You'd die before you even felt stretched out

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    • TheBlindInquisitor

      sounds fun.

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  • samfoxrawr

    That’s, uh, interesting. I’d say this would get a higher ‘normal’ rating if the title weren’t so ...inflammatory. (See what i did there?) Jokes aside, if you had led with “I think this is a cool way to die”, you’d find yourself in more accepting hands.

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  • IrishPotato

    I don't want to die at all.

    It scares the shit out of me... like now...

    Okay having panic attack. Why'd I even click this?

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  • DoujinMySchool101

    Niel degrasse Tyson once talked about what happens if you're in space without a spacesuit:

    The side facing towards the sun burns
    The side away from the sun freezes
    Your blood boils
    And all air in your lungs are INSTANTLY sucked straight out of there, flattening your lungs in the process.

    Basically it sucks.

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  • Mr_Jeremy_Brown

    I rather die of nuke than of something like cancer, quick explosive death over a slow agonizing death any day!

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  • AntiArchon

    I'd opt for a natural way like a giant asteroid obliterating the whole planet:D

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    • TheBlindInquisitor

      yes.

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  • cipro

    Heroin OD is the best way to die.

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    • lordofopinions

      You should try it just to be sure.

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  • DaddyLongJuice

    You have what is called nuclear suicide. it is very common among the whites

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  • NervousEndingsEternal

    Can't say I'd agree with the nuclear bomb thing, since that would cause lots of damage and start wars, killing so many...

    Dying in a black hole would be one hell of a way to go though.

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  • MasterChives

    I also wish to die in a nuclear explosion.

    It would be epic. I would embrace those last moments with no regrets.

    .. My insurance better cover death by nuclear bomb though.
    Otherwise. Fuck me right?

    Still cool though.

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  • SmokeEverything

    I hate to burst your bubble but nuclear bombs don't actually exist.

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    • TheBlindInquisitor

      and the earth is flat Tupac is still alive in Cuba HIV aids and Ebola aren't real and the NWO is ran by lizard people.

      people really believe in silly things like that really like lordofopinions said how do explain what happened in japan.

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    • samfoxrawr

      Are you okay there? Ya need some help?

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    • lordofopinions

      How do you explain Hiroshima, Nagasaki and all the nuclear testing? You're an idiot if you still say there is no such thing.

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      • SmokeEverything

        How do you explain the buildings still standing if those cities were nuked? They were carpetbombed like many other places in japan and the japanese government agreed to take part in the nuclear hoax to give them a way to surrender with honor. It's just a fake doomsday weapon to scare people.

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        • lordofopinions

          Come out of your cave and see what's going on and what has happened. I can't believe the crap you posted.

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          • SmokeEverything

            Compare pictures of the carpetbombing of tokyo to Hiroshima after the alleged nuke.

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        • TheBlindInquisitor

          really?

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          • SmokeEverything

            The idea of a weapon that could destroy the entire earth is scary enough to people that it wouldn't need to actually exist. The only way to prove it is to blow the earth up.

            Look at all those nuke test videos of them blowing up model houses and ask yourself what the camera was mounted on.

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            • TheBlindInquisitor

              that's one way of putting it and has some merit i still don't buy it that's up there with the hollow earth theory or lizardmen running the government.

              i have family members in the military from past to present and they all seemed very confident that nukes are real.

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