I want to burn and pillage

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I have a burning desire to ride a horse around whilst firing a FN Fal while conquering people's land. I want to lay waist to people's town and sack their castles. Along with a load of other hairy men with guns on horseback. I want to see the fire bright and wide consume the enemy's feilds

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  • BlackyHancock
    8 years ago

    And I want to grow shrubbery and make statues made of lego.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I guess what stands out the most is the Brokeback Mountain aspect of your post, by including your hairy men on horseback.
    Are you writing a sequel to Erik The Viking? How does one lisp in writing?

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    This sounds like good fun. Just don't do it in America. There are more guns than people there. You'll be targets for a neighborhood shoot. Your fate will make amusing news for folks in other countries too.

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    So inshort you just want to suck some cock.No problem mate.Cher' noogie.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    I have to pee.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      I gotta poop.
      ;-)

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    and I want yoghurt...

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    • seekelp
      8 years ago

      sounds painful

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    • Couman
      8 years ago

      Appropriate since yogurt was invented by barbarians.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago

      So do I.
      :(

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  • thefuckup
    8 years ago

    Ride along the sunset

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  • megadriver
    8 years ago

    If I could, I would go back in time and build a pirate ship. With knowledge and whatever plans & charts I take with me, I would "invent" the needed tools and machines to make a pirate ship with an oil engine, steel armor hull, rifled weapons, fast-reload cannons and other stuff that would make me invincible!

    Jack Sparrow, eat your heart out! All ahead flank! The crown is ours!

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    Maybe you are Genghis Khan reincarnated. Hopefully I don't live on the same continent as you!

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  • I'm-not-a-bitch
    8 years ago

    Pretty sure you can't do as you please if I were the ruler of that land.

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