I want to be your personal stress ball. iin?

I want to absorb all of your negativity, like a stress ball. Squeeze me as hard as you want while you tell me all of the things that make you feel negative. IIN?

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Based on 40 votes (21 yes)
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  • Petal54

    you wouldent want to be my stress ball friend. u probably couldn't handle it :(

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    • Try me!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    This whole thing is trivial, but I'm going to post it anyway.

    As of right now I can't enjoy all the foods I used to. Ever since I got sick, my taste buds seem to have been rewired. I ate my favorite doughnut from Dunkin Donuts and it was so sweet that my tongue was burning. Other things that I used to like such as cinnamon sugar buns, mint chocolate chip cookies, Reese's peanut butter cups, and chocolate brownies repulse me. I seem fine with meat, yogurt, cheese, veggies, and certain fruits.

    I also can't seem to get back to a proper exercise routine. I need to breathe properly when exercising and I can't do that when I'm constantly coughing up phlegm. Once this shit clears up, it's going to be rough trying to get back to where I was before.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Someone should patent you and put you on the market; they'd make a fortune!

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    • Why don't you, Big Boy?

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  • Darkoil

    I don't really get stressed, I get a lot of people stating I'm one of the most laid back people they have met.

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  • toxic-mecha

    I look into your eyes as I squeeze your skull in my hand. My thoughts flicker from one negativity to the next, almost endlessly until my entire life's unfortunate events have been recalled. Your skull is but mush in my trembling hand, brains seeping through cold fingers.

    No, but...negative things. All I have to do to trigger negative thoughts is to picture what this world will look in twenty years.

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  • deepthought33

    I run from my stress. Sometimes in the shower it all tries to bury me at once and I literally have to cover my face under the stream of hot water to deaden it again.

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  • sexysonofsam

    Life is a dream, no stress here i`m afraid, I will however take you up on squeezing your titties a bit?

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    • CountessDouche

      God, you're gross.

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      • sexysonofsam

        Thank you, i do try my best to satisfy everybody and yes, that would include you!

        Do have a lovely day albeit that you don`t want me to play with your titties....

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    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-00uFa9ts44

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      • sexysonofsam

        Although I enjoyed the nutty humor in the video link, I prefer playing with your Titties....

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        • http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02625/mountain1_2625884k.jpg

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