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My new coworker is smoking hot and dresses like a porn star. I'm so hot for her that I'm willing to be her toilet slave. Is this normal?
she looks like a porn star and dresses like a porn star. What's the problem.
I haven't cleaned my shitter in years, I'll blow you if you hose it down and give it a scrub.
Is it normal societally? No, probably as weird as fuck.
Is it normal for someone on this site? Absolutely! Go for it! Sequester yourself in the ladies room and DEMAND she use you as her personal toilet when next she visits. We all know she will immediately accede to your every desire!
Immediately? Wow, thanks. Would you say it's best that I DEMAND this first thing in the morning? Just after she arrives at work? I only ask because she more than likely will need to take a nice big dump first thing in the morning.
Absolutely! Oh, and steal her car keys from her handbag too, just so she can't sneak out to take a dump elsewhere. We all know how women like to play these games!
Well, life is too short to take seriously... But you already knew that. ;)
Ahem. Back to me, okay? (who's troll is this anyway?) So after I let her take this first thing in the morning dump all over my face, should I wipe her using toilet paper or just use my tongue to clean her anal area. After all she still has to back to her cubicle. Want her all nice and fresh and clean. As for me? Wouldn't you suggest I take the rest of the day off? Think I better, huh?