I want to be able to look my penis in the eye

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I want to be able to look my penis in the eye and tell it man to...well penis, that it's messing up my life. It's way to controlling, and the way it thinks it can just interrupt me at any given time by standing up and drawing attention to itself. It BS and it's not like I'm a teenage boy anymore, but I am really tired of my penis ruling me. Is it normal that I feel this way?

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  • ilovetoteabagsally
    7 years ago

    Tape it to your thigh

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  • CrystalMethodist
    7 years ago

    You need somebody else's penis to come along and teach it a lesson, only problem is then you will be ruled by somebody else's penis.

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  • Jacob_Zuma_783
    7 years ago

    Not your dick's fault that you're a pervert.

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