I want to be a raptor

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I really want to be a Raptor. It's the only thing I imagine myself being, and the best dreams I have are when I'm a Raptor. I just want to run around and whip stuff with an awesome tail and bite things and claw at shit. I have recently taken up kick-boxing, and whenever I kick I pretend I am tearing things apart with my giant toe-claw. When I am alone I walk around the house on my toes with my arms and fingers like a Raptor and I Raptor the place up. Raptor Raptor Raptor.

Is this normal? Do other people inspire to be Raptors?

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  • JurassicKing
    9 years ago

    I love velociraptors and often imagine I am a dinosaur myself, still your post makes me think, are you a Jurassic Park raptor with the increased size, or are ya the true velociraptor, being the size of a medium dog? either one is awesome i'm just curious lol

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  • Gasmasker
    11 years ago

    I was so obsessed with velociraptors for my entire childhood that I still catch myself doing the "raptor run" every now and then.
    I hope it's normal to want to be a raptor, because they were fucking AWESOME!

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  • katzeatsmice
    12 years ago

    Way the crap how is that normal and how old r u anyway

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  • ferriswheelonfire
    13 years ago

    HELL YES

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  • timebobbu
    13 years ago

    sounds like your just an egoraptor

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  • daboss
    13 years ago

    So normal I do it all the time but I'm like a T-Rex maybe we could battle some time

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  • foreverindebtkurdt
    14 years ago

    me too! =D raptor!

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  • DiscoDuck
    14 years ago

    Yeah when I was 5 I used to pretend I was Godzilla...but grew out of it before I turned 6 because it was childish.

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  • daave666
    14 years ago

    LOL you watch step brothers too much

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    stop playing wow retard

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    • JurassicKing
      9 years ago

      alright for starters, WoW is an amazing game and if you think you can do better then go ahead, until then keep your criticism to yourself, besides that calling someone a nasty name because they retain some level of imagination is downright wrong, Velociraptors were incredible creatures and easily remain one of history's most effective predators, so the next time you feel like calling somebody names because they recognize the beauty of these killers, imagine a Raptor splitting you open with those claws and take a moment to appreciate the power these creatures held.

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  • Stryker
    14 years ago

    "i raptor the place up"
    ahahah that's tight

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  • PeaceMaker
    14 years ago

    i love dinosaurs too the r so cool i think that it's normal the obsession will ease by itself trough time XD

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  • argie80
    14 years ago

    lol you're awesome man

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  • Debubba
    14 years ago

    No, it is not Normal at all....Keep up the good work though! ;)

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