I want to be a mannequin

Some day I'd like to be a mannequin: plasticized skin, sculpted hair, drawn eyebrows, no smiling, stiff body permanently posed. A real live mannequin. I'd like to stand perfectly still in a store window, displaying their latest fashions.

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Based on 227 votes (145 yes)
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  • Seustewart

    Why do u want to be a manneguin, is it because peopld would touch you all over? You don't need to be a manneguin, all u need is a horny guy like me. ;)

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  • sleepygirl101

    Be a model. When you die, be a mannequin. Your legacy lives on then.

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  • dbyner1241

    Maybe you can become a scientist and then you could maybe develop some kind of surgery to make your dreams of becoming a mannequin true!!!

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  • readit

    I would be a mannequin and follow someone around the store...
    That's a real dream.

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    • Yes it is!!that would be cool too. I would like to look like a mannequin all the time even when I'm just walking around

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  • Ldizzy1234

    randomjelly, that is so funny!!!! Haha! It remind's me of when I was really little. I sometimes would mistake people for mannequin's. Haha! And I remember, I used to alway's stare at the mannequin's when I was little, because it was like, I was fascinated by the fact that they were just standing so still, and how real they looked. I used to touch there clothes and stuff. Some of them I used to think were so beautiful, I'd walk past them and say, "Wow, she's really pretty!" even though they were fake.

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    • That's cute x)
      If I was the mannequin I'd make sure no one was watching then smile and wave at you.haha

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  • takeiteasy12

    Whoops meant to put no! Anyway go to twilightzone.com its a horror story company, very good! Sometimes you can listen to some of them free, if you can, listen to "the ninth floor" "the midnight hour" or something like that. Its by kim fields. It will make you scared of mannequins your entire life i get scared just thinking about it! Please do this it will solve your problem- twilightzone.com. Thank you!!

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  • randomjelly

    I was standing in a store waiting on a friend to get out of the dressing room when a woman came up to me and began touching my clothes. I frowned at her and she screamed and the exclaimed that she thought I was a mannequin. Everyone cracked up and I was a bit embarrassed. I'd recommend another fantasy.

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    • I think that would be awesome!! If I was the mannequin I would hold my breath while she rubs my clothes, and see how long a situation like that can last! Hopefully she would never find out I was real. I don't want to make her feel bad, I just want her to continue shopping completely unaware!!

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