I want to be a fat chick...
When I was 11 I used to have dreams where I was in a large, white room with a large bed, large couch and a weird machine. I would press a button and would turn into a hot girl. Then I would press another button and slowly become fat. I found out I like fat girls and want to be one, but unfortunately I have 2 problems: 1: I'm a guy and 2: it takes a while to become fat. I wanted a sex change but realized you go in man and come out man +girl bits -manliness (wink wink). Oddly enough, this seems normal to me and the only way it's gonna happen is if a machine comes up with "do you want to be a fat chick each night?" (yes, I want that to happen. I haven't met any Fat Admirers like me but someday...