I want to be a bitch

Ive always been too nice; people walk all over me and I have no ability to stand up for myself.
Im tired of it, I wanna learn how to be a bitch.
Can anybody give me bitch lessons? Im serious.

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Based on 44 votes (33 yes)
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Comments ( 23 )
  • reminiscent

    Start by not letting people walk over you? Tell people no. You dont need to be a complete bitch you just need to stand up for yourself more.

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    • MTH

      That would be rational.

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      • Short4Words

        I second this notion.

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        • MTH

          I'll third it.

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          • Toball

            Fourth.

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  • MTH

    First off you've got to be unhelpful. Get addicted to all of the social media sites and develop an Essex accent, turn your face orange with make-up, and simply say "not bovvered" when anyone asks you for something. For bonus points, you could be a bitchy slut and flash your vag at parties.
    Good luck!

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    • But, Im American...

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  • Parky_Parker

    Starting using this face -_-

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    • shuggy-chan

      This face? =^.^=

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      • Parky_Parker

        NO. That face is too adorable, it would never work.

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        • shuggy-chan

          oh....well thats the face i make when i see you thou....

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          • Parky_Parker

            *blushes uncontrollably*

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            • shuggy-chan

              OoooOoo whats that face? why is it all red <3 :D

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I HATE how women throw the word "bitch" around like it's synonymous with assertive.

    You're not being a bitch if you tell someone to cut their shit out, or tell someone no or choose not to tolerate being treated poorly. The people treating YOU poorly are the bitches here. People know that their overstepping their bounds, most of the time and if you call them on it (without being Jersey Shore dramatic), and stand firm, in my experience, they'll back off.

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  • LifeTheRide

    Be the bigger person. Don't stoop to their level. Just don't associate with those that step on you. It's better to be a good person than a bad one.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Start saying "no", and when someone asks why say, "cause I (fucking) said so!"

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    • :)

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    • shuggy-chan

      Whhyyyyyyy

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      • RoseIsabella

        ...because I said so!

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  • ginoray

    Its more fun to be a slut !!
    Some will incorrectly call tou a whore.
    " say no ! I just have a lot of frieds"

    Papa Gino

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  • Avant-Garde

    Become a dominatrix. It is the only way!

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    • I actually am into that, sexually. But Im too nice in real life.

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  • PandaBitch

    using much make up, wearing sexy clothes, fooling some guys, fucking strangers, bcome strip dancer or you also can start by not too care or believe other people easily

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