I want someone to beat the shit out of me sometimes

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I hit my head and limbs with my fists when I get really frustrated, sad and upset. But that's not enough. I'd actually pay someone to beat me sometimes, and just not hit my head or face.

I'm not into cutting. It wouldn't be as satisfactory as a beating myself, and it leaves too many marks.

I've considered ordering tools for self-flagellation (not whips, though). I don't know what I could find.

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Based on 22 votes (6 yes)
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  • TerriAngel
    5 years ago

    DIE HARD 3.
    Bruce Willis shows you how.
    No money needed,
    just a poster board.

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    • nikkiclaire
      5 years ago

      😂😂 I believe that may get him killed.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I'd help you out if I lived in your area.

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  • Plutoqueen123
    5 years ago

    It’s not normal. This is very dangerous to your health and i’d like to suggest counseling for you. You probably have some deep under lying issues that triggering this. Either that or you’re to stressed, upset, etc.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    Hmmmmmmm

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  • jaystrong
    5 years ago

    Well you might as well enjoy it then. Hire a woman to beat you up, kick you in the junk and smack you in the face. Believe it or not there's women online that'll do that for money. lol

    I think deep down inside you're angry and if anything should steer away from any violence. Rather than feeling the need to get hurt, punched or beat up, wouldn't you rather have someone hug, talk or be intemint with you?

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  • EyelessKid
    5 years ago

    Have you watched the fight club? Its sort of similar to your story. Maybe you have an alter-ego named Tyler.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    How about just hiring a monkey to throw poo at you instead?

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      50% of your comments involve poop or fiber?

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        Thanks for your analysis. MORE FIBER!!!

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