I want sex so incredibly bad

I’m a 19 year old boy (man?), and— not to sound weird, but— I’m incredibly freaking horny. I have no privacy at home, which makes it difficult to...ahem...”take care of business”, which only makes things worse. I want sex so bad I could probably bang a tree right now.

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  • Diaperdean

    Just go in the bathroom, pull down your pants and jack off!!

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  • KacyWatson

    At 19 forget dating. Just meet up and fuck. Get plenty of sex. Remember to respect the women you bang. (That's not so obvious for some young guys) don't worry about getting into a relationship yet, that will come sometime later. But for now plenty of sex and enjoy.

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  • PleaseTalkToMe

    Tf yuck degenerate men

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  • neonmoonlight

    1. call the police
    2. please do nothing to the tree

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  • McSorley

    So your family can just walk into your room whenever they feel like it? Just close your door, put a chair against it, and jerk the pickle.

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    • They are bat-shit crazy (as in, we have multiple bullet holes in the walls due to drunken arguments). I do not have my own room, or any privacy whatsoever. I’m literally subject to full-body examinations at times. Not allowed to leave the house either (hell, they haven’t even let me go to school since 7th grade). Do something they don’t like and you might literally be shot (I’ve been shot at before).

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Sounds like some weird shit some 15 year old made up

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        • I wish

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  • treemanintx

    Ask the tree beforehand pleez

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    • Ofc

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  • Aethylfritha

    Yeah really. Close the door or go to a secluded forest or something.

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    • Dan13309

      I would start by calling the police getting shot at is nothing to joke about.

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