I want my ass to be my boyfriend's birthday cake.

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For his birthday I was thinking of putting a candle in my butthole and covering my asscheeks with a layer of frosting. Is this normal?

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Based on 61 votes (45 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I fucking love this, hell yea go for it, i bet you your bf will enjoy eating it xD

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  • BUGABOO-666-
    12 years ago

    That is awesome.

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Sweet icing on the outside, shit surprise in the middle. Perfect analogy for life. Id return that present btw.

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    Sexy! Just mke sure to have a little paper or something to catch the hot wax.

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    he'd probably like anal sex better than the candle getting the action instead!

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!! I literally LOL'ed at this! thanx a lot for sharing that...this site never fails to make my day!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Your welcome, I guess O_o

      This is a serious story btw, but I'm glad you find it funny :)

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    12 years ago

    Wow, I did not expect to get so much support for this idea. Glad it doesn't seem weird or anything to most people. Guess I'm good to go :)

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  • maybe2nite
    12 years ago

    sexy and creative... go for it

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  • Ankoku
    12 years ago

    lol Asscake? Fudge flavored, I presume? Go for it.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    Sounds like fun to me. Lucky boyfriend.

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  • ladymantoloveyoulongtime
    12 years ago

    If you like. Just don't think about the hot wax that will dribble down in between your butt cheeks from the candle. You probably should shave the hair off around that area first.

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  • Tisgranum
    12 years ago

    If you think he'll enjoy it, why not?

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