I want a crack whore.

Last week my divorce was finalized. Took over a year to be free of this bitch. Both legally and emotionally. Now I want lots of sex but absolutely no emotional attachment, baggage etc. A simple solution: Crack whores. I haven't been with one yet but I certainly know where to find one. There's even a skank motel nearby to take her to. Can't let my neighbors see what I will be up to or half the town will know. I'm fairly well-known because of the TV spots I appear on advertising my business. My competitors would use this knowledge as a dagger in an effort to destroy me. Can't blame them. I'd certainly do the same thing to them. Business wise I'd cut their throat at the drop of a hat. So I have to be careful. But I want a crack whore very badly. To use and degrade. Is this normal?

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Based on 57 votes (20 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • Tempest-au

    More proof Darwin got it totally and completely wrong...

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  • Curiousme1981

    Crack whore ewww can you say AIDS and STDS!!!

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  • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously

    If blowing your load into a drug addicted prostitute will give you peace of mind then it's a win win. She's looking for an idiot, with money to burn who won't take up too much of her time. And when she sees you on TV she'll know exactly where to find your stupid ass for her next score. Be careful what you wish for stupid man. Your ex wife and your business competitors are gonna laugh themselves silly over this!

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    • Duderanch

      Front page news!

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  • RoseIsabella

    AIDS!!!

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  • Anewbis

    You already have a crack... and don't call me a whore!

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  • bittermayonnaise

    Thanks to highly addictive drugs guys can fullfill their darkest most twisted sexual fantasies for just $20

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    • Protagoras

      That is a good point.

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    • I know. That's what turns me on: How cheap they are. If I get a black one I can even call her the N word and then have her lick my ass. I'm planning to have a ball!

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  • agarwal1931998

    I m pretty sure. This is a fantasy. He is neither a rich man nor a married man (maybe he is). Coz busy people dont come on these sites for wasting tym and asking this stupeed questions

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  • MichaelMyersindarkness

    *waits*

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  • WhiteWidow

    Everyone has their own fetish, but let it be known you are almost certainly going to get an STD.

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