I wanna have sex with one of you

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Gimme a time & place, I’ll be there. I’m a dude.

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Based on 14 votes (3 yes)
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  • litelander8
    4 years ago

    Meet me in the dumpster.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    Oh, how lovely! I picked the perfect day to log back into this site.

    But I must warn you I gave birth a few weeks ago and... It's kind of a mess down there. Enter at your own risk, my friend.

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    • controversy
      4 years ago

      Congratulations!!!

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    • RoseIsabella
      4 years ago

      Congratulations, and I hope you have a full, and speedy recovery. I'm relatively sure that I have Tokophobia.

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      • SwickDinging
        4 years ago

        Thanks!

        Eh, it wasn't so bad. I've done it a few times before so it was pretty straightforward this time. The first time was fucking terrifying though. At one point I thought I was going to die. And then I had a huge post partum hemorrhage and actually did nearly die. I get why so many people fear it. It's not to be taken lightly. My subsequent births have all been ok, thankfully. And it's worth it because you have a baby at the end of it.

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    • SkullsNRoses
      4 years ago

      Men love a challenge...

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  • TCK
    4 years ago

    Under the boardwalk
    Down by the sea...

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    • RoseIsabella
      4 years ago

      *remembers an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*

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      • SkullsNRoses
        4 years ago

        Two homeless guys fucking eachother?! That’s not magical!

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago

          No, it's vile, terrifying and repugnant.

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  • Walk
    4 years ago

    back of mcdonalds

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Lol try tinder buddy. I wanna fuck people off here as well but that ain't what this place is for.

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago

    Let's meet at these coordinates: 38.212760, 2.610120

    My ETA is 13 hours. At around 10:00-10:30 CET a submarine will surface. I will drop you a line so you can climb up XD

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    • LornaMae
      4 years ago

      Haha why not meet in Ibiza? Now, realistically, you think you'd make it there in 13 hours?

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      • megadriver
        4 years ago

        Germany to Ibiza on the fastest route I can think of is about 1900km. Assuming the ferry isn't late and gets me from Valencia to San Antonio in exactly 5 hours, I've got at least 13 hours of driving.

        That's assuming there are no road works, no queues for random border checks, the ferry is on time and the weather is ideal and no traffic jams. Best case scenario - I'm in Ibiza in 18 hours. Realistically, I would need about 21-23 hours to get to Ibiza. Especially in the warmer months, possibly even more...

        No matter how fast I drive, I have at least 5 hours of ferry time and roughly an hour and a half of boarding, checks and getting off the ship. Even worse if you have a long sporty car with a front splitter. You have to drive very slowly inside the ferry and do lots of pre-planning, cause the inclines are brutal and if you rush it, you will damage the bodywork.

        Tho if I had to take a leisure trip to Ibiza in a car, I would definitely go for my old 6-series BMW and take the ferry from Barcelona. That trip is 9-10 hours. Chose an evening ferry, get a room so me and my girlfriend can sleep and so I can have a couple of drinks and know I'm sober when we arrive in the morning.
        I would combine the Ibiza trip with a few other destinations on the Riviera, Spain, Switzerland, the Alps and then back to Bulgaria (where I keep the car)

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        • LornaMae
          4 years ago

          So the dude you said you were gonna have sex with will be left out??? Also, now you're still short on the time and distance to get to your coordinates with the sub!!

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          • megadriver
            4 years ago

            I was just trolling on this troll post XD

            Besides, I'm straight. The only way I'd travel that distance is if I was gonna have sex with Keira Knightley.

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            • LornaMae
              4 years ago

              Well, you know I already knew that, right? I mean, except the Kiera Knightley thing hahaha

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  • Manimaltheanimal
    4 years ago

    Midnight. In that mens room at that seedy park in the bad side of town.

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    • TCK
      4 years ago

      That's exactly where I had my one and only gay sex experiment!

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  • XYXY
    4 years ago

    On the beach at midnight

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