I wana be hitler

I want to be like Adolf Hitler. I want to be powerfull and destroy cities and countries. I want to make my own laws like no hobos at the end of the month and topless friday. But ontop of that i want to comand wars.

Thats normal, right?

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Based on 173 votes (78 yes)
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Comments ( 38 )
  • Uzzie101

    You can start by killing your dog and shooting your left nut off.

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  • WyvernFlames

    The Jewish hateing hitler or just the powerful person? Either way he commits suicide, wana do that also?

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  • The Sims game series offers plenty opportunity.

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  • theonetwo

    I think it is normal because almost everyone wants some type of power over something else

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  • Adolf_Hiτler

    to bad already taken...by me

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    • lehiff

      Mein Führer you need to finish that english course.

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  • jrphotographer

    Is this fake? I hope it is. I really do. Have you any idea what he did? He was responsible for the deaths of MILLIONS of innocent people. You want to be like him...? Are you out of your goddam mind??

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    • coolio75650932

      thats the reason why he wants to be hitler

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  • 343Boy

    If you're Hitler, I'll be Stalin :)

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  • hotchickie81

    I know how you feel. I mean, I would not discriminate against any race, but I would try to get rid of all the Welfare bums - throw them in a camp (much like the ones the Jews were in), and torture them until they actually go out and get a JOB!! But when most people here me talk like this, they say I'm cruel and poor-bashing. I'm not talking about everyone on Welfare... just the 90% who are abusing the system!!!!!

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    • ARTLOVER

      and how would you differentiate between the legitimately poor and the illegitimately poor?

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  • Schythl

    I wouldn't say it's normal, but good luck with that!

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  • lol i hate jews so...go on buddy!

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    • noodle76

      my great grandfather was brutally tortured before being killed in the holocaust for being jewish. still think its funny?

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    • Trollbert

      I hope you get raped and die from a bear eating you.

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  • See, poor people like being poor. When they get money they will still be poor. Why? Because they like being poor. They like buying shit until they are poor. And the guy that said its bull. Its not. I want to be hitler. And yes, throw homeless people into concentration camps, make them wash cars for free. And i want to have war with mexico. Mexicans are good at two things. Taco, and brining in drugs. They dont have to go through all that trouble just to get drugs into the US. So i will have war with them, own their country and let the US go to them for drugs. I will build gasschambers for people that want to die, like if you have cancer and you dont want to die alone. Go to the gass chamber and die with a 1000 other people just like you.

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    • Wild_Child

      The difference between you and Hitler, is that he DID something about it. You could start by joining the Marines. Be a warrior; not a lazy ass.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Speaking of topless, there's a photo of Hitler with some attractive female members of the Aryan race with nothing covering their breasts. I'll link the photo if I can find it.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Normal. However, if you are planning to follow in his footsteps, you might want to better think out your storage ties. You'd also have a better chance if you got yourself a influential career in the military and perhaps even your own country. There are many uninhabited islands out there.

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  • shakalaka

    please don't.

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  • Aewe101

    I remember In school I did a project on hitler and I know what he did was wrong but I felt like I was starting to have a crush on him because I thought he was attractive, and than I thought something was seriously wrong with me. but I can't help it if I find someone attractive even if they did fucked up shit before

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  • BLAh81

    Topless friday's seem great to me!

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  • SeverusFan23

    No. It's not normal. I'm worried for you. You need help and fast. O__O

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  • Retard73

    who dont want to kil yews and be leder

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  • coolio75650932

    yeah man full support but dont be hitler be like a boss and how about topless month? heh heh no bras either XD then when you start world war three can you track my account and make me your right hand man? :D then after the war we can chill up here in canada with all the hot canadian chicks and have a giant castle with Chuck Norris as the only guard :) then we can start another war :3

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  • pambambam

    You might as well say that you can't wait to be with Satan

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  • Two words:
    Lol wut?

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  • timebobbu

    hitler lost the war and suicided moron

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    • coolio75650932

      you got a point there man

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  • howaminotmyself

    Sure, everyone likes committing mass genocide. But what do you do with all those bodies? You can't bury them all, and burning them would smell something fierce.

    But seriously, you don't have nearly enough intelligence to accomplish such things. (Thank god)

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    • coolio75650932

      he will let me eat them :3

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  • me-ggy

    Who likes being poor? I think even poor people who send too much wish they were rich (that they could spend more). And not all poor people are poor because they spend too much. I mean there is such a thing as legitament poor.
    Take my mom for example. Her dad kicked my grandma, my uncle and her out of the house when she was 6. They lived in England and had no oppertunities there, so they came to America hoping for a better life. My grandma had been a housewife her entire life and had no job training, so she had to get a bunch of part time jobs and was never around. They were still dirt poor though, welfare, free school lunchs, the whole shabang. But, my mom worked hard, got a scholarship, went to collage, and now lives in a really rich ass suburb. Not all people on welfare abuse the system, though alot if people do. People are poor for many different reasons. You can't just assume it's always their fault.
    No one derserves to be in concentration camps. Not even homeless people.
    The whole Mexico thing is bullshit. We get drugs from lots of places. And not all Mexicans are drug trafficers.
    If some one wanted to die, they wouldn't choose gassing. It's horrifically painful. Lethal injections are much better, and only in extreme cases such as incurable cancer.

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  • csmith626

    this is bull

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  • rebel2010

    Everyone has fantasies of being powerful, few get to be like Hitler. Try a few video games where you can be Hitler or God, they are fun.

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  • VeeBaker

    You may want to re-think topless friday. A huge portion of the country is obese, you know.

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    • dwe

      But if he's like Hitler he can dictate only hot people can be topless. And in that case please rise to power quickly. :)

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  • Proudfear

    yeah its normal everyone wants some sort of power ,when u say this be sure to mention weather or not u hate jews, could be easily misunderstood.

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  • PI$$FASE!!

    mein fuhrer. taste the fury

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