I've developed a thing for vegetarians? but i love cheeseburgers?

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So I read this thing on the internet that if you eat salad when u r horny then the feeling will go away and you can go on with ur day. So for the past year and a half i have had a salad on hand and have eaten it everytime i get riled up. But now, i think i have grown an association with sexy girls and salad? I think i can only date vegetarians and vegans?? But i am like hella into meat foods, and i cant stop eating salad now????

Also sidenote: does it work?

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    Piss me off hardly... I'm on vacation next week. Looking forward to some mom and dad cooking, fishing with my dad, hanging out with my mates and working on my classic car.
    Slacking off with my girlfriend and adding more facebook pictures of my waxed Mercedes.

    Three weeks baby! Tomorrow I'm setting for home. 16 hours of driving. 13 - boring highway driving and 3 glorious turbocharged ecstasy.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    On a main note, this is nonsense. Associating food with sex is just wrong. And in the end it doesn't matter if your girl is a vegan or not. You get to have a good night and so does she. That's all that matters. You are being silly. And "hella" is even more silly. Hella is a manufacturer of various car parts, not a funky new teenager word.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      What would you know about funky new teenager words old girl? As a carrot loving teenager I know that "hella" is hip and with it, I did not come here and share my great secret to testify to you, MEEMAW!

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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    What on earth?

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    Effin newt

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